I went to this website yesterday an’ looked at archives and saw TAD GREELY being a douchenuts and posting things! WTF he is not the blogger I AM THE BLOGGER I screamed.

I did not know how to find out who Tad was, his author link was a lie because he had it set to mine (mine is a lie too)! That was bullshit and Tad knew it. I hate Tad, and not because of his new post, but because he has plagued my existence for too long! He was there when I saw the Challenger blow up, for example.

“Touching, ” he said behind me in first grade class, “This is truly one of the most dramatic and tragic things I believe I have ever witnessed. I am trying to repress my tears, but I fear I may break down the more apparent it becomes to me that the fate of those brave men and women was quite horrifying indeed….do you htink any of them are still alive, and know they are doomed?”

“GODDAMMIT TAD,” I said, “You just made me pee in my weird plastic hole-chair!”

Ever since then, Tad has been nearby to make horrible things even worse with his retarded empathy.

I am going to murder him in his sleep.

I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface.