VOTER ELIGIBILITY RUMOR CONTROL:
Maryland State Board of Elections
The other 49 states/territories/minions

Elon is worried that the forces for Good will fall victim to their own slacker tendencies (he’s looking at YOU Generation X and Y) while Wyatt wants to know, “Are we fucking there yet?!?!?!”

“…tell your conservative friends who you don’t really like to discuss politics with, but you still hand out with them; because really, they know how to drink the best. Evil often does.”–Elon James White

“I feel like an old man on Viagra who’s had an erection for three hours and 58 minutes. I’ve got two minutes people!”–Wyatt Cenac