Breakdance!!!

I know Eexlebots has heard of this…but the rest of subREVOLT Nation needs to know too. Hold on to your pants…Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new movie coming out!

According to JCVD himself,

I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Uh, yeah…I’m just going to assume that’s what “poetical” sounds like in Belgian…mmkay?

[High-Def trailers here]