Today I awoke from a deep sleep! It was so deep that I thought it was maybe a whole day had gone by, but it was like half a almost a freaking year!

I did not know what to expect after I read election news, so I read the rest of the news and things were pretty much what I expected, and celebrities went crazy or killed themselves by accident and wars and arguments were still going on too, just like normal!

UGHGHGHGHGH I said and was shocked to find a Wii in the living room! ROOMMATE I yelled after turning it on and finding the store, THERE ARE NEO-GEO GAMES! I yelled.

PEWVIS< he yelled back>They are all games I have never heard of!

I looked at the Wii list and found none of them to my understanding. GODDAMMIT I JUST WANT TO PLAY 1945 OR METAL SLUG ANYTHING OR SAMURAI SHOWDOWN OR KING OF FIGHTERS WHAT THE HELL?!?! I yelled, GODDAMMIT THE NAM GAME ISN’T EVEN LISTED FUCK!

I went downstairs and found my weird spacecar hybrid thingie, so that was still the same! I looked around and there was still a red button but it was taped shut? Also there were small holes beneath the bottom of the car, right around the edges.THAT IS KIND OF FUCKED I thought to myself. I decided it was a better idea if I did not get in just yet. I decided to walk up Broadway and get coffee after a long walk.

As I walked up past the pretty cars I looked up by the Cadillac dealership and saw a blimp!

OH AWESOME I AM IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! I thought excitedly. There was no way a blimp would be in the air unless this was an alternate universe. In science fiction people always see a big blimp and then they know that they are now in another dimension or reality or whatever, it is usually also followed by the thought OH NO THE AIRSHIP HAS A SWASTIKA ON THE FIN FUCK!!

Thankfully there were no Nazi marks on the blimp so I knew I was not in a Nazi reality, especially if presidential candidates like I thought would be presidential candidates are bitching at each other over retarded things!

S after I drank some coffee and looked at weird lower condo prices I realized I was in a better world than when I went to sleep over nine months ago! I am not sure what will happen next but it will probably be exciting. Hopefully soon it will be a world with a reasonable president and a nice list of games for the Wii Neo-Geo emulator and tons of old systems for a new secret project, I will not tell you about it except that it is called, STARDROPPERS, INC!

Sincerely,
Ted “Tad” Greeley
Class of ’98