OK, if this is actually for real, this means that the hamster makes its own bedding out of your credit card receipts and such. Is this a good idea, insanely genius idea, or stupid? I dunno, I don’t have a hamster. But this is clever, in the very least. If anyone actually gets one you have to let me know if it works out.

Hamster power and your old sensitive document collide in...something kinda neat, I think.

Hamster power and your old sensitive document collide in...something kinda neat, I think.

OK, I know what this reminds me of. Those weird applicances that were animals from “The Flintstones”: