Nicole Bradford was up to her usual hijinks again-she had ditched school for the day with her best friend Nina and they bought a back of Newports and each smoked one, pretending that they were marijuana cigarettes. Nicole felt so cool right then; that was why she liked being around Nina so much. Even if they had to practice kiss an awful lot, that was fine. Well except for today, when kissing tasted like rotten doublemint gum after their little smokefest.

Nina and Nicole almost ran in to their principal, Mr. Brewster, early on their break out on the town in their illicit quest for school-break fun, so Nina suggested they head back to Nicole’s pad and hide out for a while (the funny part of that idea was Mr. Brewster, through some complicated shenanigans involving Nicole’s two Dads, was ALSO skipping school that day!).

Nina wanted to practice kiss some more, but Nicole wasn’t in the mood. Nina pouted a pouty frown and began to rifle through her dad Michael’s things.

“Nina!” screamed Nicole, “Don’t look in that drawer! Those’re my dad’s things!”

“Ah whatever, Nicole!” grumbled Nina, who shut the drawer lazily. “You’re no fun. I thought we took off from school today to have some fun!” She walked into her other dad Joey’s bedroom.

“NINA” Nicole was freaked! Why was Nina going through all of her Dads’ things? As Nicole walked in to Joey’s bedroom Nina flourished a tape found in underneath his bed. “hey Nikki, I found some of one of your dads’ porn!”

Nicole giggled and forgot about their little spat. “OMIGOD Nines! I can’t believe you found that! Let’s watch it! ‘

“Yeah! Maybe we can practice kiss afterwards!”

“Cool!”

Nina slid the tape in the Betamax and hopped onto the bed next to Nicole. They giggled and held each other tenderly as the film began to play. First a spit of static and blur, then the tracking corrected itself…to reveal a movie already in progress!

Nina and Nicole both squinted at the screen, their nubile young minds confused and unfamiliar with the basic cliches of video-pornography. They held each other closer, until they both realized what sort of position they were looking at. Their hands tore free of each other and covered their faces-but not their eyes, not completely-and they btoh squealed girlish squeals of perverted horror!

“Ewwwww!” they both squealed. Then, Nina turned to Nicole. “Nikki! Is that two guys in one woman’s…”

“EW!EW!EW! SHUT UP NINA!” Nicole wished she could cup her hands over her ears, and she tried, but when she did that she had an unobstructed view of the grainy vaginal double-penetration!

Then she saw one of their faces-and thought she was going crazy! The man on top was her dad, Michael!

She thought she was crazy, that is, until Nina squealed “ewww! It’s your dad!”

Then there was a glimpse of another face. Oh no, Nicole thought.

“Ewwww! Nikki that’s your other dad!”

The faces stared backwards at the camera, faces scrunched in orgasms! THe lady reared her face up in orgasms too, and Nicole knew that face all too well.

“Who is that lady? Ahahah I bet it’s your neighbor!”

But she wasn’t her neighbor. No, that face was familiar from all of the pictures, and sadly, nothing more.

It was her long-dead mother! With a shudder, Nina realized why no one knew which of her dads was her real dad; because of this!

Just then the closet tumbled open, and her twos dads fell out naked, along with her principal, also naked!

Nicole jumped up off of the bed and screamed “AHHH THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER” and then spontaneously combusted from embarrassment.

The naked men and Nina laughed at her burning cinder and smiled and then they all had a sexy orgy and also spontaneously combusted from orgasms.

THE END

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