I was at WORK today and there was a girl and an old crone sitting near me, they were talking about the ELECTION! I do not like to think or talk about politics things much, usually because my political leaning are pretty much like the donkeys on “Animal Farm!” (hurrr everyone sucks I guess *takes nap*)

STILL YOU CANNOT AVOID POLITICS! So the old crone was talking about voting for Democrats because they are PRO-CHOICE!

The girl was all NO I HATE THE DEMOCRATS!@

The old crone asked, “GIRL, DON’T YOU THINK WOMEN HAVE A RIGHT TO CHOOSE?” and then the girl said:

“OLD CRONE, NO I DO NOT!” and the old crone was shocked and said nothing for a second!

I wanted to break the tension, so I said to the anti-abortion girl, “Remind me never to get you pregnant!” I then got slapped in the face!@!@!@..

I do not know much about politics things I guess, but I do know about abortion! I know that I should never talk about it, ever!

ALSO I know that I hate sloganeering which covers up issues in a debate, such as RIGHT TO CHOOSE and RIGHT TO LIFE, ughghg . If you combine the two slogans you get CHOOSE LIFE and that is a slogan I can get behind, because it means I get to watch TRAINSPOTTING again, yay!

TRAINSPOTTING FANFIC:

RENTON: OMG I need heroin again, I am now a success but I keep thinking of shootin’ up with me mates back in the day!

SICKBOY: RENTON, HELLO! I have some heroin old bloke, I brought it for you!

RENTON: SICKBOY, how did you find me!? I ran far away!

SICKBOY: I found your Friendster profile, ahahaha what a cunt you rightly are!

RENTON: GodDAMMIT I knew the internet was trouble! I need to relax *sticks needle into vein* oooh better than sex!

SICKBOY: Better ‘n any ‘ol meat injection!

RENTON: ah yep mate how come we’re still intelligible?

SICKBOY: I don’t FUCK WHO PUT THE DEAD BABY ON YER CEILING MATE?!

Trainspotting 2: Sickboy Blues

Warming your veins this Christmas!