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		<title>My Dream License Plate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jul 2009 15:45:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now why would this get rejected by the DMV for &#8220;bad taste&#8221;? I think PUKEMAN could be referring to tons of things!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now why would this get rejected by the DMV for &#8220;bad taste&#8221;? I think PUKEMAN could be referring to tons of things!<br />
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		<title>Debate Liveblob: Barry vs Walnuts, part 2 [THAT ONE edition]</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:08:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK so I wa slate to the liveblob because I was in a crisis situation with oakland Mayor Ron Dellums and his wife! It is okay, crisis averted, city is safe! What follows is a huuge amount of posts from Mr_Rabbit since he cheated and used a keyboard, and I used my phone so there [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK so I wa slate to the liveblob because I was in a crisis situation with oakland Mayor Ron Dellums and his wife! It is okay, crisis averted, city is safe! </p>
<p>What follows is a huuge amount of posts from Mr_Rabbit since he cheated and used a keyboard, and I used my phone so there are lots of spelling errors!</p>
<p>But before we begin, this is pretty much the only part of the debate worth watching, where John McCain called Barack Obama &#8220;that one.&#8221; </p>
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<p>Mister_Rabbit man tom brokaw is really showing his age</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit embrace was cold, formal, sexy. Dead sexy.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit brokaw: HURRY UP, world is facked, here are some questions from idiots</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Alan&#8217;s question: best solution for fucked economy? Barry: blah blah worst crisis since &#8217;29 </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit McCain is a southpaw!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: oversight, give the people their scrilla back, no CEO bailouts! Golden showers not parachutes! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit [death-touch] likes Barry&#8217;s suit </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: DO NOT TAX THE RICH PLZ OMG</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Solution is to fix the economy HURRRRRR</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Jimmy Buffett supports Barry! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Wall St. sucks because i helped it suck. Barry: I <3 Jimmy Buffett </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit There is a cool looking robot in the bg</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Question from Section F: How will bailout help reg'lar folx?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I can't do more than one thing at once</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Ut Ohg Barry is smiling</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts wants to buy more houses he will not know how many, however</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: this crisis will kill everyone! also: Walnuts is crazy! OH SNAP</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: A year ago, i told you all this would happen. Walnuts pushed for more fuck-facetoudenousness </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: is shit going to hit the fan before it splatters?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Uh, no i guess. We need a new, um, approach? or whatever.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit death-touch wants to know if the audience members chose to wear red or blue on porpoise </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry didn't sign this letter i didn't give him a chance to.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Ms Finch: Look at my necklace, also, how can we trust you? YOU ALL SUCK!!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Thanks for the blame it is OK we suck. But bush sucks more! we will suck less, i promise </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts like to support Bush. Like a sports bra it is sexy.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: WE LOVE NON-GAS POWER! NET SPENDING CUT! I HOPE I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Washington is broke, i fix. me walnuts! Me not answer question! Me not believe in Global Warming! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I Hate Pork Like I'm an Orthodox Jew! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: OFFSHORE DRILLIING.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Shut up the both of you: What is your highest priority? Multiple Choice. </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Trick Question! ALL OF EVERYTHING IS A PRIORITY! HA HA HAAA! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: blah blah Reagan blah blah</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts wants to build "a bunch" of nuclear power plants! Now all towns will be springfield!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is doddering and rambling again</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is doddering and rambling again</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: we need to prioritize! HURRRRR</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit $15bill over 10 years to be free from foreign oil-heroin</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Also, i <3 JFK </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: I WILL SLASH ALL STUPID EVERYTHINGS FOREVER </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Internets ask a question: Who will you sacrifice to a dark god to fix everything? </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: programs! lots of programs that suck! they will all be killed! Also earmarks and really good things like Xmas and Thanksgiving </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: NO PROGRAMS EXCEPT MILITARY</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit damn does Barry look presidential!<br />
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Touching liveblob: sorry for the delay I had to talk with ron dellums about his wife and city but mostly wife </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: 9/11 made us strong! Bush did the right thing&#8230;&#8230;AT FIRST BITCHES QUIET DOWN </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry like petroleum. that&#8217;s ok. we like oil too</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: I will get every American NEW STORM WINDOWS FUCK YES </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: I will double Peace Corps funding so directionless college grads can get stoned in another country! </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: McCain waddles around and makes faces like the penguin, Obama looks like he already belongs on a money bill</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Will you take the USA&#8217;s credit cards and cut them up?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: OK why not. </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit death-touch: GOD DAMN THE AUDIENCE IS U-G-L-Y they ain&#8217;t got no alibi!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit ooo! A snappy medical analogy! he&#8217;s got the Scrubs vote!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I like to nail jellos to a wall. it is all i can eat and i hate it. </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry&#8217;s secret: Small businesses will get hella taxed! The Economy is bad! do not do it! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I will give everyone a fully refundable tax rebate!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit fully refundable?</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: Obama and McCain ain&#8217;t followin no rules</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: boy do we have some work to do! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Let&#8217;s be clear about my tax plan: 95% of americans get hella tax cuts! HELLA! WHAT PART OF HELLA DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU OUL&#8217; FUCKERRRRRRR </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: holy shit 7k for each kid? McCain knows his mouthbreathing, rabbit breeding core</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: OH SNAP ON BARRY AGAIN LOL </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry Loves the Democrats! also MAAAAAAVERICK!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob:instead of reversing the laws of the last 8 years, can we travel back in time so they never happen?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnut&#8217;s voice is a little too close to Dubya&#8217;s it&#8217;s true</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit GOD WALNUTS YOU ARE BOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB doesn&#8217;t like this format! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Nosering wants to know what you will do to light a fire under congress to get more environmental things goin&#8217; on</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: ok so before barry was not experienced enough but now he had so much experience that he has cronies and like a billion bad votes ?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I&#8217;m the captain! My son is bart!</p>
<p>Touching Holy Shit McCain can pronounce nuclear right!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Listen! Walnuts knows countries! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: America let me kiss your fat asses! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit CNN&#8217;s reaction-o-meter looks like his heartbeat</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: hey I thought it was a British guy that invented the digital computer?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts and i agree on something! also, OH SNAP, WALNUTS YOU ARE THE DEVIL!!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: dude look at the size of mccain marker, haha he is so old he can&#8217;t see, he also looks more and more like a snapping turtle </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: YOU ARE BOTH GOD-AWFUL </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob:tommy b. Is mad that these two mavericks don&#8217;t listen to the rules! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts called Barry &#8220;That One&#8221; he must be taking lessons from Sarah &#8220;KKK&#8221; Palin</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: We need to build a bridge of oil for some reason!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: haha holy shit &#8220;that one&#8221; he was rude to Obama</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry has a responisble nuclear policy! HA!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Some Lady: Is Helfcare a commodity? </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Some Lady: Is Helfcare a commodity? </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: wait didn&#8217;t wAlnuts say we needvtp store and reprocess nuke fuel but now it is bad when Obama votes for it? Did I hear him wrong?! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Everyone gets to go to the doctor and we will do it over email because that is efficient! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts will give $5000, but his hand will take something from your other one. or something. wait. what? </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I am interested in Helfcare because god i need it look at my face? </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: find the audience membes: mannaquin head, chicken wattle, drug eyes, hairplugs, Cheney jr, frowney face, shiny tubbykins </p>
<p>Touching HE WILL FINE YOU</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: BARRY WILL FINE A BIDNESS FOR NOT INSURING THEIR EMPLOYEES! STRING HIM UP! OOPS I SHOULDNA SAID THAT</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Now walnuts wants us to do math?! I can&#8217;t even stop EATING </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: LOL listen more to my nonsensical medical plan and. How my taxing it will fuck you </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts hates the gov&#8217;t!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry&#8217;s momma died from cancer. i didn&#8217;t know that. aww. </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: My MOM DIED so STFU </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Isn&#8217;t my plan sensible! you know it is! Also, walnuts wants kids to get sick and MAYBE die BWA HAHAHAHAHAA!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: barry has a little normal pen </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Arizona is a hotbed for shitty insurance companies! </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: Delaware has naught banks! Joey b told me so!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit White Guy: America should be peaceful and set the peacefulness &#8217;round the world, right? </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Peace! Yes! we shed blood everywhere! Wait! helpme!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: criticism of American is justified OMG McCain hates America! He also love American blooood </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: We fuck up a lot! I was shot down! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry doesn&#8217;t know what &#8216;military&#8217; means.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts: YOU KISS BUSH AND INVADE IRAQ AND YOU ARE A CHEERLEADER WITH POM POMS AND EVERYTHING</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: I <3 our troops but damn they eat and shit and shoot a lot and we are cleaned out! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Let&#8217;s take Iraq&#8217;s budget surplus! Time to go to VEGAS BABY! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: BUSH DISS AWESOME </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: should we use soldiers when we can&#8217;t take a country&#8217;s oil?</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: it is kinda funny when people talk about all the money we are spending on Iraq when Iraq has money , like we are doing them favor </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry just got the Jew vote </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: NO ETHNIC CLEANSING BECAUSE BLAH BLAH BLAH MORALITY </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: we love our allies, also</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: oops debate is over someone brought up the holocaust/ Nazis ( barry) [ godwins law]</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: My friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends </p>
<p>Touching my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: we must say NEVER AGAIN and mean it this time whoops. It requires a cool hand. a COLD hand. a dead hand. MY hand </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is again with the blood. Precious, delicious american blood. mmm.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I may start war again BUT I WON&#8217;T LIKE IT I SWEAR!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Katy Ham: Should we get all up in Pakistan to get OBL?</p>
<p>Touching precious American blooooood</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: Hmm. Here is the sitch: they are Pakistani hillbillies right now; they want to kill us all because they hate pie.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: End Iraq thing, and mayyyybe go in there. let&#8217;s change that regime! we can&#8217;t have leaders TALKING to terrorists.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry did not answer that question. sorry buddy. i like ya, but come on! </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: I wanna kill Americans right now too, all those fuckfaces who thought bush was gonna be a good time </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I am a military sexpert because i was shot down and tortured. that turns me into a four-star fucking general.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts&#8217; eyes are two different colors WTF</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: hey walnuts admitted he helped start the Taliban, but then he said &#8221; warsh&#8221; </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: I WANT TO FOLLOW UP</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Sure whatever i don&#8217;t care you both are tools.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: don&#8217;t i sound great? Gad i could talk myself to sleep.</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: you sir, are not talking softly. you are filking dead kennedys lyrics. YOU SUCK </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I was JOKING ABOUT IRAN!! Stop bringing it up! My blood pressure can&#8217;t take it! </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: PLEASE I promise to be responsible </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: hey look at the sleepng guy! Oh! Guys!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: How you dudes feel &#8217;bout Afghanistan? We are failing. Thoughts? </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: check out tommy b&#8217;s dandruff!</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Barry: we need to help afghanistan. we need more troops there. i&#8230;i guess </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit um, Senator Walnuts, do you mean the Afghans?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Internets want to know how you&#8217;d spank russia without starting the Ice War</p>
<p>Touching haha mister rabbit twittered too much so now he can&#8217;t! Ahahaha! Mr rabbit enjoys Garfield comics and sean hannity beefcake shots </p>
<p>Touching and frankly the debate ended with godwins law so I dunno why I am still watching </p>
<p>Touching McCain blinked and little starbursts were all over this living room, then he fondled a military man</p>
<p>Touching it is not a great threat, it is a bitchin&#8217; threat </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: McCain is up last and he staggers around, begging and pretending he is poor? Pow moment? Yes? </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: give me another chance, I am a steady he d despite all that you have heard! </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: WTF is with the running away from each other? Take me away katie couric, take me away </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: cindy McCain removes me of the old version of the blond slut cylon</p>
<p>Touching michelle is a cutie tho </p>
<p>Touching Barry: cool as a cucumber</p>
<p>Touching McCain: snappy like a turtle</p>
<p>Touching Remember: THAT ONE lulZ</p>
<p>Touching ok, good night Merka, and good luck chuck </p>
<p>Touching mr rabbit says, good night, and oh boy I loves me dome American cheese!&#8221; </p>
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		<title>Touching: The VP Debate Liveblob ***UPDATED***</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Helloooo everyone! I will be doing a liveblob tonight on my twatter! After the stupid snowbilly and dumbmouth finish their debaclebate I will post my twits on this subrevolt page for you all to read! Here is a picture to get you warmed up: See you around 6:00PM PST! ***WARNING IPHONE SPELLING ERRORS GALORE**** Touching [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Helloooo everyone! I will be doing a liveblob tonight on my <a href="http://twitter.com/Touching">twatter!</a> After the <a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/6034960.html">stupid snowbilly and dumbmouth finish their debaclebate</a> I will post my twits on this subrevolt page for you all to read!</p>
<p>Here is a picture to get you warmed up:</p>
<div id="attachment_1671" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 509px"><a href="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bidenvspalin-debate.png" rel="lightbox[1670]"><img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/bidenvspalin-debate.png" alt="Two fuckfaces fight to not fuck up too badly! Who will lose the least?!" title="Joe Biden vs Sarah Palin" width="499" height="244" class="size-full wp-image-1671" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Two fuckfaces fight to not fuck up too badly! Who will lose the least?!</p></div>
<p>See you around 6:00PM PST!</p>
<p>***WARNING IPHONE SPELLING ERRORS GALORE****</p>
<p>Touching liveblob:about to liveblob the debatacle </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: can only see a little bit of couric&#8217;s legs</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: biden blahblah I am old and eff you wall street and <3 Obama</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: palin shuffles millions of notecards </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: I'm a mom, betcha, shut up</p>
<p>Touching biden as a senator from Delaware what is your position on punkin chunkin? </p>
<p>Touching Biden eyes twitch </p>
<p>Touching gwen: you two are stupids answer the question </p>
<p>Touching don't spend beyond your means says palun, she knows because she put a meth town of<br />
5000into tens of millions of debt</p>
<p>Touching microphone squeal</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit This ain't no stump speech, you two</p>
<p>Touching biden flashes his Cheshire cat smile every time she says something stupid or outright lies</p>
<p>Touching McCain wants to hump ayn rand's dessicated corpse says biden</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: Holy shot palin made up a huuuge lie about not raising taxes in methsilla </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, Joe</p>
<p><div id="attachment_1677" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 504px"><a href="http://adennak.com/blog/wordpress/?p=92"><img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/palinflowchart.jpg" alt="How Sarah Palin&#039;s program runs during a debate, you betcha! *wink*" title="Sarah Palin Debate Flow Chart" width="494" height="386" class="size-full wp-image-1677" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">How Sarah Palin's program runs during a debate, you betcha! *wink*</p></div><br />
Touching sorry emergency phone call with ron dellums I missed a lot </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: LOL biden called Obama McCain</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Biden loves body oils </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: palin is confused by climate change but it is real but I don&#8217;t think people maybe *squeal*</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit @Touching no you really didn&#8217;t</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: ahaha theyvare both melting down </p>
<p>Touching palin: Yes! &#8220;clean green natural gas&#8221; &#8220;o&#8217;biden&#8221; nucular</p>
<p>Touching biden: ahaha I love clean coal shut up about the rope line SHUT UP</p>
<p>Touching biden : I loves the gays they can marry or not, palin: I loves the gays too but not really queers kaint murry </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Ut ohg http://snipurl.com/41byl </p>
<p>Touching Palin: I agree with biden wait yeah no </p>
<p>Touching : palin: I would like to thank the Shiites for cleaning out the Sunnis also props to biden for opposing Obama </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Look at Bible Spice talk! OH SNAP</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: oops forgot to write liveblob for a while, also ladies luv bidens rad blue dotted tie </p>
<p>Touching palin: shut up surrender monkey, she said that because she is racist ahagah</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: ahaha &#8220;talibanny&#8221;</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: biden: shut up palin McCain is an idiot wrong wrong wrong </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Now we got JoeyB using Walnuts&#8217; favorite word: fundamental</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: boring no one has been embarrassing for a whole minute or two geeze boring </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: Sarah palin said she listens to the terrists, &#8221; that al Qaeda leader said&#8221; lulz </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit We should believe the leader of Al Qaeda? Um, OK; sounds good! Let&#8217;s DO<br />
THIS! </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: WTF Sarah palin said she us tolerant u guess andrew Sullivan will add this to his list if twelve or twenty or a hundred palin lies</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: ahaha whatever biden everyone knows you can&#8217;t trust a spainaird</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit You know what? This time I WANT a smart president. Is that wrong? </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: who loves the Jews more? Ooooooo!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob:girlfriend wants to know why palin has such huge pupils I want know why she looks like she&#8217;s about to cry</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Maasaaaaaaaverick! </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: Jason says her pupils are big because the drugs that keeps her implant working properlyy too bad it can&#8217;t help her say nuclear</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: haha biden keeps saying nuclear properly NUCLEAR</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Nuclear. Hear that, bible spice? NEW-CLEAR. </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob schools the fuck out of palin</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: biden said &#8220;bosniacs&#8221; lol</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Bozniak? Bosniac?</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: sarah palin sounds like she is speaking phonetically all these bill kristol talking points</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Come on though guys; she&#8217;s actually not doing as bad as she did during those wretched couric interviews.</p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: biden just said some big words he lost the hickey oops I mean hockey mom vote</p>
<p>Touching palin: palin keeps winking I think she is coming on to me </p>
<p>Touching palin: Jesus Christ palin keeps talking about cutting taxes but she fucking raised thema bunch in alaska </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit What&#8217;s he spending so much time in Home Depot for?</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Did she just wink at me? Lady, I&#8217;m SPOKEN for. </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: education is lax says palin then adds &#8221; my kids IS in school&#8221; haha she can&#8217;t read or write</p>
<p>Touching Pali:ooh yeah your joke was lame. Biden:ah shut up YOU CUNT </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: biden love home depot because he also wants to DRILL BABY DRILL bc he is a closet homosexual ( lieberal) </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: biden good Christ the veep only casts a vote in a tie HE IS IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH Christ people</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit What EXACTLY makes Mr McCain think he&#8217;s qualified to make military decisions? He got SHOT DOWN. TWICE! That means you are not a good pilot! </p>
<p>Touching haha finally palin broughtup her daughter&#8217;s fraudulent retard baby </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: biden: shut ip about your retard baby I killed my wife YOU CUNT *cries * </p>
<p>Touching Liveblob: LOL we have not got to allow</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: biden: fuck the maveric but it is cool I still love watching &#8220;top gun&#8221;..</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit &#8220;Quasi Caved-In&#8221;</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit *GLITTERING GENERALITIES* </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit &#8220;all political persuasions&#8221; = LESBOS </p>
<p>Touching liveblob: palin got tapped by McCain OH YEAH I wanna tap her too so I guess she has my vote since I am not biden curious</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit &#8220;Clear Choice on November 4th&#8221;</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit NO FUCKING KIDDING</p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit quit with the deification of Reagan! .</p>
<p>Touching palin : I am glad scary katie couric isn&#8217;t hear to call me out on my bullshit when I am talking to you dumbshits </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit JoeyB&#8217;s daddy called him &#8220;Champ&#8221; that is adorable!</p>
<p>Touching liveblob: hey I am kinds smart and you know those two dumbshits will ruin the country so vote for Obama hooray patriotism ! Dad family 50&#8242;s</p>
<p>Touching no hugs for biden or palin oh awesome show marie courics legs again </p>
<p>Touching bag no katie couric legs is this George will guy comparing palin to a country singer jmm I am gonna go drink Good Night America </p>
<p>Mister_Rabbit Jeh-hezius Chritht Lieberman! Just become a Reapubican and be done with it<br />
Touching *klunk*</p>
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		<title>WTF who is this Tad?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:07:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheWorstMan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I went to this website yesterday an&#8217; looked at archives and saw TAD GREELY being a douchenuts and posting things! WTF he is not the blogger I AM THE BLOGGER I screamed. I did not know how to find out who Tad was, his author link was a lie because he had it set to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went to this website yesterday an&#8217; looked at archives and saw <a href="http://subrevolt.com/blog/category/blog/tads-tadworths">TAD GREELY being a douchenuts and posting things</a>! WTF he is not the blogger I AM THE BLOGGER I screamed. </p>
<p>I did not know how to find out who Tad was, his author link was a lie because he had it set to mine (mine is a lie too)! That was bullshit and Tad knew it. I hate Tad, and not because of his new post, but because he has plagued my existence for too long! He was there when I saw the Challenger blow up, for example.</p>
<p><a href="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/challenger-shuttle-disaster.jpg" rel="lightbox[1117]"><img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/challenger-shuttle-disaster.jpg" alt="" title="Space Shuttle Challenger Explosion" width="468" height="320" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1384" /></a></p>
<p>&#8220;Touching, &#8221; he said behind me in first grade class, &#8220;This is truly one of the most dramatic and tragic things I believe I have ever witnessed. I am trying to repress my tears, but I fear I may break down the more apparent it becomes to me that the fate of those brave men and women was quite horrifying indeed&#8230;.do you htink any of them are still alive, and know they are doomed?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;GODDAMMIT TAD,&#8221; I said, &#8220;You just made me pee in my weird plastic hole-chair!&#8221;</p>
<p>Ever since then, Tad has been nearby to make horrible things even worse with his retarded empathy.</p>
<p>I am going to murder him in his sleep.</p>
<div id="attachment_1381" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 330px"><a href="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tadgreely.jpg" rel="lightbox[1117]"><img src="http://subrevolt.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tadgreely.jpg" alt="I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface. " title="Tad Greeley" width="320" height="253" class="size-full wp-image-1381" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface. </p></div>
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		<title>Touching on Twitter</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 21:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheWorstMan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HELLO it is me again, TOUCHING aka TOUCHING IS FOR THE PAPERBOY, NOT FOR ME aka DOCTOR TOUCHING aka ME!@@! I am here to let you know that I am on Twitter now! I was one Myspace first and left bc I got waaaay too much bad spam pr0n and attention whores kept bugging me, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HELLO it is me again, TOUCHING aka TOUCHING IS FOR THE PAPERBOY, NOT FOR ME aka DOCTOR TOUCHING aka ME!@@!</p>
<p>I am here to let you know that I am on Twitter now! I was one Myspace first and left bc I got waaaay too much bad spam pr0n and attention whores kept bugging me, and then I was on <a href="http://pointlessbanter.net">Pointlessbanter.net</a> but then Kevin got in a fight with his girlfriend or whatever and none of us became rich so then I just came back to this site, but then I left because whatever so now I am on <a href="http://twitter.com/Touching">TWITTER</a> because it is the new MYSPACE (aka ANNOYING AS HELL AND STUPID!) </p>
<p>So follow me on <a href="http://twitter.com/Touching">TWITTER</a>! Right now I am having adventures with government scientists and a fuckface half-man-half-cat person/monster from Berkeley Hills called &#8220;Tigris&#8221;!</p>
<p>Enjoy mon chichochchcohcfohcdohzcdiodcfsiopefhefdljksefnoh! Yeah! Here is a picture because Davis &#8220;Grovis&#8221; Prisper says everyone needs at least one picture per post now or something, whatever:</p>
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		<title>Swamp Breakdown</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 20:34:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheWorstMan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK so I went to the swamp in the SECRET NORTHERN NEW YORK location a few days ago, I was feeling pretty awful but I had a plan to deal with the bad moodtimes-I brought some antidepressants! The brand name I like to use for depression is CANADIAN CLUB WHISKEY, it is a good natural [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK so I went to the swamp in the SECRET NORTHERN NEW YORK location a few days ago, I was feeling pretty awful but I had a plan to deal with the bad moodtimes-I brought some antidepressants! The brand name I like to use for depression is CANADIAN CLUB WHISKEY, it is a good natural antidepressant! It is organic and from an ancient recipe too. I think you can buy it at TRADER MOE&#8217;S next to the organic flax oil pills and organic rummy&#8217;s gin!.</p>
<p>Anyway, it was hot in the swamp too, so I took off my shirt and felt free! Then I took off my shoes and socks, since all they do in the swamp is get wet and collect mud, and then I felt even freer! I was feeling kind of grossed out by the mud and bugs and stuff that I had to step in with my bare feet, but after a few doses of good ol&#8217;fashioned Canadian medicine I was feeling much better about the filth and becoming one with it!</p>
<p>OK so around that time I was feeling pretty great about everything, and I still had half of my medicine left! I was having a good time too-I was poking at bugs and leeches and putting leeches on each other for creepy invertebrate fighting goodness, I think they were fighting but maybe they were making like 1308247437649234 more leeches, I am not sure! I saw a muskrat and a couple of otters, which was pretty rare! I wandered over to the otters and waved, &#8220;HEY OTTERS!&#8221; but instead of waving back they looked at me and dived away!</p>
<p>I was feeling pretty depressed by the otter shunning so I wandered over to a beaver dam and took a seat on the crinkly branches. I thought that maybe I should finish the rest of my prescription and just then the beaver-owner came out for a visit!</p>
<p>HELLO TOUCHING, said the beaver, GET OFF OF MY HOUSE! (he did not actually speak with those words, I am translating for him, he used his big teeth on my flesh instead!)</p>
<p>AHAHAH I screamed, and ran off! I got soaked in the pondwater and jumped out, there were more leeches on me! I took out my medicine, I only had a few shots left, and poured a few small doses on the bloodsuckers to get the dozen or so off of my legs! SHIIIIRKKKKKKEEEEEEEEKKKK they made that weird noise and fell off into the mud. Then I drank the last bit of the prescription and threw the Canadian medicine bottle into a tree!</p>
<p>Ughghgh, I was feeling tired then, so I knew then what I needed to do to finish the day! I took my hands and scooped out a nice depression for me to hide  from the hot rays of the sun, and hopped into the soft cool and slightly damp dirt. I took out  a polaroid of THE EX and held it up into the air above me!</p>
<p>EX GIRLFRIEND, I shrieked, WHY DID YOU BECOME A PROSTITUTE!?!?!</p>
<p>That was my last memory before I woke up! When I came to I was sunburned and could not see anything! I was too hot to move so I passed out again.  For a second I thought about calling for a Troll to some teleport in to save me, but  was still pretty out of it so that was probably a bad idea.</p>
<p>Finally, I woke up for reals  in the nighttime with the North Star staring at me from above! My skin hurt like fire and I realized I had the picture of EX all crumpled up in my hands. OWW and FUCK! I mumbled, and crispily rose up out of my shallow grave for my old self@!</p>
<p>It is time to do grownup things, Touching, I said to myself, like build a small dirigible and go back to the nice woman and be good at work and life.</p>
<p>I walked back, hotly and peacefully, back to life. It was a trip, not a vacation.</p>
<p><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/medicine" rel="tag">medicine</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/breakdown" rel="tag"> breakdown</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/swamp" rel="tag"> swamp</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/northern+new+york" rel="tag"> northern new york</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/drunk" rel="tag"> drunk</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/canadian+club" rel="tag"> canadian club</a></p>
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		<title>The Ultimate Political Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jul 2007 01:26:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TheWorstMan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two guys are sitting in a bar, one a Democrat, the other a Republican. A Libertarian walks into the bar and moseys on over to the Democrat and Republican. The Democrat and Republican look at this Libertarian and both politely say, &#8220;Hello.&#8221; The Libertarian smiles and shakes their hands and says, &#8220;Knock knock.&#8221; &#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8217; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Two guys are sitting in a bar, one a Democrat, the other a Republican. A Libertarian walks into the bar and moseys on over to the Democrat and Republican.</p>
<p> The Democrat and Republican look at this Libertarian and both politely say, &#8220;Hello.&#8221; </p>
<p>The Libertarian smiles and shakes their hands and says, &#8220;Knock knock.&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8217;</p>
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<p>///<b>thanks for junking up our internets, goobers!</b></p>
<p><a href="http://technorati.com/tag/ron+paul" rel="tag">ron paul</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/election+2008" rel="tag"> election 2008</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/politics" rel="tag"> politics</a>, <a href="http://technorati.com/tag/joke" rel="tag"> joke</a></p>
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