…because he was effing hilarious on last night’s episode of Chuck as a retired spy living out his days on copious amounts of gin martinis and sex. (It’s like Dan Fielding became a spy instead of a lawyer.) Anyhoosit. If you haven’t seen the show, here’s a little clip:

And also? If you haven’t seen the show, what the heck is wrong with you!?!? Watching Chuck is like imagining what would have happened if Eexlebots or Zaphod had grown up in SoCal instead of AlmostCanada and gone to Standford instead of St.John’s–which is to say, it’s quirky, nerdy, witty, silly, and absotively hilarious.