subREVOLTers!!!

You have not lived until you have laughed, shamelessly, at:

Ding-A-Ling-Less
Ding-a-ling-less

Basic plot: Jack has gone through life without a penis thanks to a careless obstetrics nurse–she confused his penis with his umbilical cord when he was born–which he could kindasorta deal with until…he starts falling in love with his hawt, blonde, upstairs neighbor.

Thus begins Jack’s quest for a dick to call his own…and hilarity ensues. with a vengeance.

For instance:
the smoking groin
Smoke billowing from your groin! always funny!
(hey, not his fault–he was testing a “secret government agency” prototype penis when its temperature gauge malfunctioned…causing a premature eruption.)

Friends, Grandpa would be especially proud of this movie. In fact if he were here, Grandpa would DEMAND you to, nay, he would COMMAND you to, watch this movie.

And, as an added bonus, your vocabulary will be totally! overloaded! with penis-euphamisms! Now, until Ding-a-ling-less, my movie fave was “purple-headed-yogurt-slinger” from Varsity Blues; but, thanks to Jack’s dad, I now have the phrase “cunt cannon” in my arsenal. priceless.

oh hey, if you can find it, Onur Tukel’s first film, House of Pancakes, is also a gem. but I suggest waiting for the dvd release because Tukel shot it on 16mm for $9000–so sound quality? yeah, not so hot.

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