Monty Python has launched their own YouTube channel because they got so tired of the crap quality of the videos of their stuff on YouTube. Ha!

Breakdance!!!

I know Eexlebots has heard of this…but the rest of subREVOLT Nation needs to know too. Hold on to your pants…Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new movie coming out!

According to JCVD himself,

I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Uh, yeah…I’m just going to assume that’s what “poetical” sounds like in Belgian…mmkay?

[High-Def trailers here]

There will be blood!

I heard some interview with these people a while back and they were talking about intentionally creating a Rocky Horror Picture Show0-style cult movie. I thought, “Ha! Fuck you! That shit is way too cynical and the thing will be ass.”

Then I saw this clip:

And this one:

And so I will probably see this, with joy.

I already have seen this Repo movie, which the Opera is not a sequel to:

Friday extreme biking 2 da xtreme!

“You’ve lost everything to this; please, don’t lose your mind.”

PP: Happy ending?

So, I dunno about you all…but I’m still fucking EXHAUSTED from Election Night. There was the good (OBAMA!), the bad & the ugly (PROP. 8, BOOOO!!!!), and even a few things in between (Michigan passed a medical marijuana law!). For me, it took on this bizarre quality of a Joss Whedon-penned drama. You know what I mean. There was the hero who we all knew would win, eventually; but we also knew that the “bad guys” were gonna fight hard and that it was going to be ugly. (as evidenced by prior, unrelenting, ugliness in the previous weeks and even, sadly, in McCain’s concession speech. stupid fucking racists…) So we were all trapped, just waiting. And let me tell you, for those of us on the east coast, waiting for the polls to close on the west coast was the WORST. WAIT. EVER. Sweet zombie jesus…

I think, however, one of the sweetest moments for me came the next day when I watched The Daily Show. They had a segment which featured video footage of people reacting to Obama’s election from different locations around the world. And as cynical as I am, I still got a little weepy when I saw just how fucking happy those people were. Yeah, I know, they’re thoroughly relieved that we elected Obama instead of another warmonger; but I can’t help but believe that they were also cheering for us–the American electorate. The rest of the world hasn’t written us off yet, they still think America has something good to give to the world–and that, THAT my friends, is a really good feeling. Plus, let’s face the facts, we’ve just elected our first nerd president. mwahahahaha…..

Proof with bloody zombie Wall Street bull statue, and ZOMBIES:

VOTER ELIGIBILITY RUMOR CONTROL:
Maryland State Board of Elections
The other 49 states/territories/minions

Elon is worried that the forces for Good will fall victim to their own slacker tendencies (he’s looking at YOU Generation X and Y) while Wyatt wants to know, “Are we fucking there yet?!?!?!”

“…tell your conservative friends who you don’t really like to discuss politics with, but you still hand out with them; because really, they know how to drink the best. Evil often does.”–Elon James White

“I feel like an old man on Viagra who’s had an erection for three hours and 58 minutes. I’ve got two minutes people!”–Wyatt Cenac

Disclaimer: I consider Will Farrell and Jim Carrey as belonging to that camp of really excellent comedians who sold out to earn $$$$$$ and, consequently, suck Satan’s dick* every time they get in front of a camera. Want proof? Go watch an early episode of In Living Color and then explain Jim Carrey’s film career. Ditto for Will Farrell. And frankly, add Robin Williams to the list. (sorry Robin, but you’re just going to have to live with the fact that you made RV.)

So I was shocked! and amazed! when I saw this video and didn’t vomit all over the keyboard:

*I totally stole that line from Bill Hicks.

It’s Captain Reynolds! In a cheesy pr0n! Really, what more could you ask for?

The following is entirely in Japanese, but don’t worry if you do not speak the language; what follows needs no explanation:

Remember back in October of 2004 when Jon Stewart went on Crossfire? No? Well, here’s a little refresher:

I got nothin’. Enjoy videos about babies.