Oh hey look I think it is a good idea to have a game on TV where you stick people’s heads into a tank, put porkchops on said heads, and let a monitor lizard into the tank, and just wait to see what happens…

I got nothin’. Enjoy videos about babies.

Quick note: Every time I go to load the video from the YouTube page, it comes up as “This video is no longer available” and yet; if I just reload the page, the video starts to play. I don’t know wtf is going on with YouTube…

John Oliver talks about undecided voters:

And from this past August, Stephen Colbert explains why this country has been having the same damn political dialogue since 1960:

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…because he was effing hilarious on last night’s episode of Chuck as a retired spy living out his days on copious amounts of gin martinis and sex. (It’s like Dan Fielding became a spy instead of a lawyer.) Anyhoosit. If you haven’t seen the show, here’s a little clip:

And also? If you haven’t seen the show, what the heck is wrong with you!?!? Watching Chuck is like imagining what would have happened if Eexlebots or Zaphod had grown up in SoCal instead of AlmostCanada and gone to Standford instead of St.John’s–which is to say, it’s quirky, nerdy, witty, silly, and absotively hilarious.

In this part of The Atomic Cafe, we see our island friends sent away so the US Military can nuke the fuck out of their homes for testing purposes!

Don’t worry, they get to go back home after a few months, so that is good, right?…!

I mean, if you do piss him off, he might just ruthlessly make fun of your terrifying VP pick:

More fun with the nukular documentary. In this segment they talk about the fun of testing a new weapon, and -oh yeah- show some of the effects of the atomic blasts on both the cites and the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Also, more creepy interviews. You may wish to skip this one…

Oh yes, and you can just grab the whole thing here, courtesy of Google Video..

…or at least this is why the people at Wonkette call him that:

Over at Wonkette, one of the commenters posted this:
“A little over halfway through, the main speaker, the crazy lady, accurately identified Spain as our ally

I would point out that McCain had failed to do so.”

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That is because her pastor has made sure she is witch-free!

I’m serious! I wouldn’t have believed this until I saw this video, and I am not being funny or making shit up (I kind of wish I was):

OK, if this is actually for real, this means that the hamster makes its own bedding out of your credit card receipts and such. Is this a good idea, insanely genius idea, or stupid? I dunno, I don’t have a hamster. But this is clever, in the very least. If anyone actually gets one you have to let me know if it works out.

Hamster power and your old sensitive document collide in...something kinda neat, I think.

OK, I know what this reminds me of. Those weird applicances that were animals from “The Flintstones”:

Ahahaha oh holy shit, not only did he cancel for no good reason, Lettermen openly says he is lying about why he has to cancel, and then, with, of all people, Keith Olberman filling in, Dave gets word that Walnuts is actually live on Katie Couric’s show instead!

Well, Ralph Nader was a big enough man to go get interviewed by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog:

Stupid goddamn BBC Youtube people don’t let you embed videos so just click here to watch two jerks have a jerk contest

Top Gear: Inteview between Jeremy Clarkson and Simon Cowell