Taken from this year’s Comic Con, a rather adorable kid asked Ryan Reynolds to recite The Oath.

Best. Campaign. Video. Ever. Thank you @lildanzig and @virgitexas and the rest of the @greeneforsenate street team!

Oh yeah it blowed up.

Its worth noting that CNN, Wonkette, and Gawker were the only places that really looked into what happened, and CNN actually called Jay and Alvin Greene (who liked it!!). The New York Times and Newsweek were both fooled, and it isn’t like its not easy to trace it back to the source.

PS: You might want to check out some of Jay’s music because it’s lot of fun.

I love sucking dick! No homo:

As those of you (three? four, maybe!) people who follow this blogggg, I love making fun of the Tea Party and the related idiocy it contains so wonderfully. Oh, but, is the Tea Party creepy and racist? Why, heavens no! Unless, of course, you flip things around to take another look:

I’ll let Jasirix speak for himself here:

A few months ago, Tim Wise wrote a widely circulated article called, “Imagine if the Tea Party Was Black ” which challenged America to take a close look at the hypocrisy of the Right Wing. Now, a Pittsburgh rapper is accepting his challenge in true Hip Hop form. Jasiri X has released a video called “What if the Tea Party was Black.” The Hip Hop artist says that he got the idea when Paradise,a member of the pro-black rap group X-Clan, forwarded him a copy of Wise’s article. “I saw the article and I liked the concept,” says the rapper. So Jasiri hit the studio with producer Cynick Lethal while Paradise grabbed his video camera and they went on their mission to defeat the Right Wing propaganda machine.

LYRICS
What if the tea party was black
Holding guns like the Black Panther Party was back
If Al was Rush Limbaugh and Jesse was Sean Hannity
And Tavis was Glenn Beck would they harm they families
If Sarah Palin was suddenly Sistah Soaljah
Would they leave it with the votes or go and get the soldiers
Yall know if the tea party was black
The government would have been had the army attack

What if Michael Baisden was on ya FM dial
For 3 hours every day calling the president foul
Would they say free speech or find evidence how
To charge him with treason like see he’s unamerican now
What if Minister Farrakhan prayed for the death
Of the commander in chief that he be laid to rest
Would they treat it as the gravest threat or never make an arrest
Even today he’s still hated for less
What if President Obama would have lost the election
Quit his job so he could go talk to the left and
Bash the government for being off of direction
Fraught with deception
And told black people they want all of our weapons
And we want our own country and called for secession
Would he be arrested and tossed in corrections
For trying to foster aggression
Against the people’s lawful selection
Our questions

What if the tea party was black
Holding guns like the Black Panther Party was back
If Al was Rush Limbaugh and Jesse was Sean Hannity
And Tavis was Glenn Beck would they harm they families
If Sarah Palin was suddenly Sistah Soaljah
Would they leave it with the votes or go and get the soldiers
Yall know if the tea party was black
The government would have been had the army attack

What If black people went on Facebook and made a page
That for the death if the president elect we prayed
Would the creators be tazed and thrown in a cage
We know the page wouldn’t have been displayed all these days
What if Jeremiah Wright said that everybody white
Wasn’t a real America would you feel scared of him
If he had a militia with pictures that depict the president as Hitler
They would kill and bury that
Wait
What if Cynthia McKinney lamented the winning of the new president
And hinted he wasn’t really a true resident
With no proof or evidence
Would the media treat it like a huge press event
They would have attacked whatever group she represents
They would have called her a kook on precedent
And any network that gave her due preference
Would be the laughing stock of the news so our question is

What if the tea party was black
Holding guns like the Black Panther Party was back
If Al was Rush Limbaugh and Jesse was Sean Hannity
And Tavis was Glenn Beck would they harm they families
If Sarah Palin was suddenly Sistah Soaljah
Would they leave it with the votes or go and get the soldiers
Yall know if the tea party was black
The government would have been had the army attack

No, not *my* uncle, but this guy’s poor sod of a relative:

His father also used to do cocaine.

More proof that North Korea is the most advanced nation in the world! Like the traffic girl in the video, I am so excited I might just pee myself!

“Yo where’d you get those fly-ass jeans at?
“I got it at Ross”
“Where’d you get tha luggage at, son?”
“I got it AT ROSS!”

One of my friends summed it up best:

Finally, a rap song that’s aboutsaving money!

So thank you, Abraham Linkin. Thank you for letting us be cool while saving money.

(And I love buying my pans at Ross).