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If you have ever had neighbors who blast their music WAY TOO LOUD while doing meth at 3:00 am on a Tuesday night, you may have wanted to detonate an EMP pulse to disable their damned electronics.

While in the past you would need a nuke, there are now some fun DIY ways of accomplishing just that! While questionable in regards to your sperm count and future cancer risk, they are undoubtedly cool and fun to try. What follows are a couple of educational videos!

60 Minutes takes on a big-boy version:

Remember Kids, Don’t Do Drugs…

…Or you’ll see something tripped out, like “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue“:

The plot chronicles the exploits of Michael, a teenager who goes from eating bagels to smoking marijuana and stealing his father’s beer. His younger sister, Corey, is worried about him because he’s started acting differently. When her piggy bank goes missing, her cartoon tie-in toys come to life to help her find it. After discovering it in Michael’s room along with his stash of drugs, the various cartoon characters proceed to band together and take Michael on a fantasy journey to teach him the risks and consequences a life of drug-use can bring.

Also, George and Barbara Bush talk to the children of America in it to tell them not to do drugs. MY GOD WHAT AN ABUSE OF PRESIDENTIAL POW…oh wait. Who cares?

Anyway, here it is:

“Enjoy!”

Get yer Winks on

As someone in the comments puts oh so fittingly, “Really, let’s be honest. This is for no one.”

Melted Pillz

This is what happens when you leave gelcaps in your car during the hot summer day. Some call it art, I call it denying me my headache medicine when I need it most!

Melted Pillz

Gelcap Autopsy

Snuggie for Dogs

As my friend Sonia sez:

Your dog wants his dignity back.

THE FUTARE SI NOW

To loosely quote @pollack

this is the fucking future:

I FOUND DOCTOR ORANGE

Or, at least, I found a copy of “Taco Taco Taco” on Youtube:

Bonus points go to whoever gets what the Doctor is sampling in his amazing, uh, song!

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