Weird Things

A Senator and his granddaughter’s breasts

Just watch or skip to the last few seconds. Oh Saxby, once again you prove how wonderful a person you are!

Who gets to accuse limbless vietnam vets of lacking courage, despite getting out five times? OH I KNOW! SAXBY CHAMBLISS!

Who gets to accuse limbless vietnam vets of lacking courage, despite getting out five times? OH I KNOW! SAXBY CHAMBLISS!

Wave hello to the heavenly smiley face!

What the fuck, the skies are smiling at us! Is this a good omen, perhaps?

behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly "face."

Behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly face.

Thank you, Luna and Jupiter and Venus! Oh wait, the moon will smile for Australia, what happens in *our* hemisphere?

In the United States, the effect will be inverted and will appear as a frown.

oh.

It’s the nineties, but I don’t know what I have time for…?

Oh, why thank you Atari:

It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!

It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!

The new Time Cube?

PRIMARY PROOF OF THE BIBLE:
THE BIBLE REVEALS THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING (even 9/11!)

….

PROOF!

PROOF!


Time Christ!

Time Christ!

FOR MORE AMAZING INFORMATION PLEASE GO TO primaryproofsofchristianity.com/

Repo Movie (not the Man, the Opera)

I heard some interview with these people a while back and they were talking about intentionally creating a Rocky Horror Picture Show0-style cult movie. I thought, “Ha! Fuck you! That shit is way too cynical and the thing will be ass.”

Then I saw this clip:

And this one:

And so I will probably see this, with joy.

I already have seen this Repo movie, which the Opera is not a sequel to:

Which Arizona crater field did I fly over?

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Were these photos from Cinder Lake, the bitchin’ artificial crater field created by NASA in the 1960’s to simulate the moon?:


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OR, were these taken of the nearby San Francisco Volcanic Field?
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OR, did I fly over both?

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

BULLETBALL

“You’ve lost everything to this; please, don’t lose your mind.”

PP: Happy ending?

Barack Obama Doll in Claw Machine

Vaguely racist Obama Doll?

Vaguely racist Obama Doll?

Ummmmmmmm…..well. Huh.

Something Special for Freakshow: SCRIMSHAW BEER

Scrimshaw Beer!

Scrimshaw Beer!

That’s right Freakshow, behold: SCRIMSHAW!!!!

Wall Street is now officially undead…

Proof with bloody zombie Wall Street bull statue, and ZOMBIES:

Nathan Fillion is, uh, nailing your wife. (SFW)

It’s Captain Reynolds! In a cheesy pr0n! Really, what more could you ask for?

Nailing Your Wife | Girls | SPIKE.com

proof that a chimpanzee can learn to ride a Segway

The following is entirely in Japanese, but don’t worry if you do not speak the language; what follows needs no explanation:

Oh monitor lizards, will people ever learn?

Oh hey look I think it is a good idea to have a game on TV where you stick people’s heads into a tank, put porkchops on said heads, and let a monitor lizard into the tank, and just wait to see what happens…

The Atomic Cafe, Part 3

In this part of The Atomic Cafe, we see our island friends sent away so the US Military can nuke the fuck out of their homes for testing purposes!

Don’t worry, they get to go back home after a few months, so that is good, right?…!

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