Did you know that mameshiba are beans with dog faces who will surprise you with trivia when you are about to eat?

Soon you will know such , um, facts such as:
1. A flamingo’s mother’s milk is red.
2. A hippo has pink sweat.
3. A koala’s appendix is two meters long!

More videos here on the Mameshiba website.

Twitter user Greg W. Howard is a bad man…

I’m GONNA COME ON DOWN WITH MY AR-15 AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKING ASS

Talk to Solomon about…PUMPY BEANIS (Warning: Awesome theme song):

Thank goodness there are nice people on the internet who put a stop to the shenanigans of bad men like him…

“HELP! 911? I ATE TOO MUCH POT I THINK WE’RE GONNA DIE! ALSO I AM A COP!”

If you have ever had neighbors who blast their music WAY TOO LOUD while doing meth at 3:00 am on a Tuesday night, you may have wanted to detonate an EMP pulse to disable their damned electronics.

While in the past you would need a nuke, there are now some fun DIY ways of accomplishing just that! While questionable in regards to your sperm count and future cancer risk, they are undoubtedly cool and fun to try. What follows are a couple of educational videos!

60 Minutes takes on a big-boy version:

Beaks that are heaters, glow in the dark fungii, puzzle-solving avians, and bone-eating bacterias–when will the madness END?!?!?! (hmm…perhance I need to lay off the Starbucks Via…)

First up, evidence now shows that Toucan Sam & Company use that enormous probiscus as a heater/heat sink.

Next, scientists in South America have found several heretofore unkown species of fungii which, among other things, glow in the dark. (no, really, they’re that nice bright Slimer-neon-green color.)

Think crows are dumb birds? Think again. Scientists tested Aesop’s fable The Crow and the Pitcher on a group of crows and discovered that…crows can problem solve.

But, but, I thought a comet killed the dinosaurs!?!? Well, as it turns out, the mighty T. Rex may have been felled by something as banal as a parasitic infection. Scientists examining holes in various T.Rex mandibles are finding that earlier conclusions of “they’re bitemarks” may be incorrect; and in fact, are evidence of a parasitic infection that, in some cases, rendered a T. Rex unable to hunt or eat. Bummer.

Finally, meet Ardi. She’s about a million years older than Lucy and indicates that instead of humans evolving from chimps, humans and chimpanzees evolved, together, from a common ancestor.

…Or you’ll see something tripped out, like “Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue“:

The plot chronicles the exploits of Michael, a teenager who goes from eating bagels to smoking marijuana and stealing his father’s beer. His younger sister, Corey, is worried about him because he’s started acting differently. When her piggy bank goes missing, her cartoon tie-in toys come to life to help her find it. After discovering it in Michael’s room along with his stash of drugs, the various cartoon characters proceed to band together and take Michael on a fantasy journey to teach him the risks and consequences a life of drug-use can bring.

Also, George and Barbara Bush talk to the children of America in it to tell them not to do drugs. MY GOD WHAT AN ABUSE OF PRESIDENTIAL POW…oh wait. Who cares?

Anyway, here it is:

“Enjoy!”

As someone in the comments puts oh so fittingly, “Really, let’s be honest. This is for no one.”