Just watch or skip to the last few seconds. Oh Saxby, once again you prove how wonderful a person you are!

Who gets to accuse limbless vietnam vets of lacking courage, despite getting out five times? OH I KNOW! SAXBY CHAMBLISS!

What the fuck, the skies are smiling at us! Is this a good omen, perhaps?

Behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly face.

Thank you, Luna and Jupiter and Venus! Oh wait, the moon will smile for Australia, what happens in *our* hemisphere?

In the United States, the effect will be inverted and will appear as a frown.

oh.

Oh, why thank you Atari:

It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!

Breakdance!!!

I know Eexlebots has heard of this…but the rest of subREVOLT Nation needs to know too. Hold on to your pants…Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new movie coming out!

According to JCVD himself,

I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.

Uh, yeah…I’m just going to assume that’s what “poetical” sounds like in Belgian…mmkay?

[High-Def trailers here]

PRIMARY PROOF OF THE BIBLE:
THE BIBLE REVEALS THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING (even 9/11!)

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PROOF!

Time Christ!

FOR MORE AMAZING INFORMATION PLEASE GO TO primaryproofsofchristianity.com/

I heard some interview with these people a while back and they were talking about intentionally creating a Rocky Horror Picture Show0-style cult movie. I thought, “Ha! Fuck you! That shit is way too cynical and the thing will be ass.”

Then I saw this clip:

And this one:

And so I will probably see this, with joy.

I already have seen this Repo movie, which the Opera is not a sequel to:

This dude seems to think so.

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Were these photos from Cinder Lake, the bitchin’ artificial crater field created by NASA in the 1960’s to simulate the moon?:

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OR, were these taken of the nearby San Francisco Volcanic Field?
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OR, did I fly over both?

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Check out this NYTimes fun thingie! Live out your wild and sexy government fantasies, or take bets on how close you and your friends get to the actual picks!

How the hell could people pick the current incompetent boob Paulson over Buffett?

oh Zelda nerds…bless your wee squishy hearts…

Turn your iPhone into an Ocarina! No, really:

When you launch Ocarina.app, you are presented with four buttons that control the pitch. You make sounds with the Ocarina by blowing into the microphone on the iPhone. You control the pitch of the sound by pressing one, two, or all of the four blue buttons. The more air you blow through the mic, the louder the sound gets. You can also tilt your iPhone up/down to change the vibrato depth, and left/right to change the vibrato rate.

And just in case you wondered, King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia is a Mac nerd too:

“You’ve lost everything to this; please, don’t lose your mind.”

PP: Happy ending?

Behold! My sister recently unearthed some photos from 1984 proving that we used to have terrible taste in shoes:

(L-R: my sister, a friend, my brother, ME!)

Also taken in 1984, here’s my brother sitting on the back of an East German missle launcher during a holiday parade in East Berlin:

Before you chow down on your glut of Election News here is some fun comics news, about the election!

To be specific, this story is about Gary Trudeau just calling the election (and everyon’e BS) and flat out making comics ahead of time (because that is how newpaper comics people work) that start with the premise that Obama wins!

Comic creator Garry Trudeau delivered a series of strips for next week’s papers showing his characters reacting to an Obama victory. But he offered no such option in the event of a comeback by John McCain, who’s trailing Obama in the polls.

Trudeau, who lives in New York, said he might have provided papers with a McCain option if the election were a toss-up. But, he said, at the time he drew the strip, poll analysts were giving McCain less than a 4 percent chance of winning.

“From a risk-assessment viewpoint, I felt comfortable with the odds,” Trudeau said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. “The way I see it, if Obama wins, I’m in the flow and commenting on an extraordinary phenomenon.

“If he loses, there’ll be such a national uproar that a blown call in a comic strip won’t be much noticed. Besides, I’ll be the one with the egg on my face _ not the editors.”

8 Years of Bush Polls

Yeah, Barry’s gonna win, by the way. This isn’t exactly rocket science this time around. THANK GOD.

PS: Thank you Wonkette for collecting a these delightful Fox News clips of batshit Fox News insanity from today, election day!