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Wave hello to the heavenly smiley face!

What the fuck, the skies are smiling at us! Is this a good omen, perhaps?

behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly "face."

Behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly face.

Thank you, Luna and Jupiter and Venus! Oh wait, the moon will smile for Australia, what happens in *our* hemisphere?

In the United States, the effect will be inverted and will appear as a frown.

oh.

It’s the nineties, but I don’t know what I have time for…?

Oh, why thank you Atari:

It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!

It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!

Slow News Day

"Courtesy" of the Daily Republic, Napa, CA

I guess it’s ok for us to be thinkin’ about stupid shit again.
["Courtesy" of the Daily Republic, Napa, CA]

Which Arizona crater field did I fly over?

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Were these photos from Cinder Lake, the bitchin’ artificial crater field created by NASA in the 1960’s to simulate the moon?:


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OR, were these taken of the nearby San Francisco Volcanic Field?
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OR, did I fly over both?

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Back to our regularly scheduled snark and cynicism…

Behold! My sister recently unearthed some photos from 1984 proving that we used to have terrible taste in shoes:
Sister, Friend, Brother, DocJump
(L-R: my sister, a friend, my brother, ME!)

Also taken in 1984, here’s my brother sitting on the back of an East German missle launcher during a holiday parade in East Berlin:

Barack Obama Doll in Claw Machine

Vaguely racist Obama Doll?

Vaguely racist Obama Doll?

Ummmmmmmm…..well. Huh.

Something Special for Freakshow: SCRIMSHAW BEER

Scrimshaw Beer!

Scrimshaw Beer!

That’s right Freakshow, behold: SCRIMSHAW!!!!

Why?

BECAUSE I SAY SO

BECAUSE I SAY SO

In all seriousness, I want to give a big bunch of thanks for DocJump and TableLeg and Princess for keeping up the strange and wonderful posts while I’ve been out! You guys and galls are all seriously awesome and I wish I could give you your own Magical Mormon Sex Planets when you die! I am hoping to get back on the posting train this week, whoowhoo!

Election lolz–ALMOST THERE!

funny pictures

moar sily Obama and Joe teh Biden piktures heer

Fig. 392. - Reis’s Telephone

(click photo to enlarge) Welcome back to the Lost Library. To the right you’ll see a dusty bookcase. To the left you’ll see a telephone shaped like an ear. And in the middle of the room is a 7 story tall pile of burning books. Please keep your voices down while visiting the Lost Library. Someone may hear you.

Fig. 176. - Muscles of head and neck.

Terrorist Costumes from Amazon!

Another Fallen Leaf

This brave leaf risked it all to express itself, to show its true colors. And for this it was cast from the branches. I salute you, leaf, and all the fallen leaves.

These aren’t the Lighthouse Gummis you were looking for

That ain’t no lighthouse:

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