This brave leaf risked it all to express itself, to show its true colors. And for this it was cast from the branches. I salute you, leaf, and all the fallen leaves.

OK so I wa slate to the liveblob because I was in a crisis situation with oakland Mayor Ron Dellums and his wife! It is okay, crisis averted, city is safe!

What follows is a huuge amount of posts from Mr_Rabbit since he cheated and used a keyboard, and I used my phone so there are lots of spelling errors!

But before we begin, this is pretty much the only part of the debate worth watching, where John McCain called Barack Obama “that one.”

Mister_Rabbit man tom brokaw is really showing his age

Mister_Rabbit embrace was cold, formal, sexy. Dead sexy.

Mister_Rabbit brokaw: HURRY UP, world is facked, here are some questions from idiots

Mister_Rabbit Alan’s question: best solution for fucked economy? Barry: blah blah worst crisis since ‘29

Mister_Rabbit McCain is a southpaw!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: oversight, give the people their scrilla back, no CEO bailouts! Golden showers not parachutes!

Mister_Rabbit [death-touch] likes Barry’s suit

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: DO NOT TAX THE RICH PLZ OMG

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Solution is to fix the economy HURRRRRR

Mister_Rabbit Jimmy Buffett supports Barry!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Wall St. sucks because i helped it suck. Barry: I <3 Jimmy Buffett

Mister_Rabbit There is a cool looking robot in the bg

Mister_Rabbit Question from Section F: How will bailout help reg'lar folx?

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I can't do more than one thing at once

Mister_Rabbit Ut Ohg Barry is smiling

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts wants to buy more houses he will not know how many, however

Mister_Rabbit Barry: this crisis will kill everyone! also: Walnuts is crazy! OH SNAP

Mister_Rabbit Barry: A year ago, i told you all this would happen. Walnuts pushed for more fuck-facetoudenousness

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: is shit going to hit the fan before it splatters?

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Uh, no i guess. We need a new, um, approach? or whatever.

Mister_Rabbit death-touch wants to know if the audience members chose to wear red or blue on porpoise

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry didn't sign this letter i didn't give him a chance to.

Mister_Rabbit Ms Finch: Look at my necklace, also, how can we trust you? YOU ALL SUCK!!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Thanks for the blame it is OK we suck. But bush sucks more! we will suck less, i promise

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts like to support Bush. Like a sports bra it is sexy.

Mister_Rabbit Barry: WE LOVE NON-GAS POWER! NET SPENDING CUT! I HOPE I AM RIGHT ABOUT THIS!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Washington is broke, i fix. me walnuts! Me not answer question! Me not believe in Global Warming!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I Hate Pork Like I'm an Orthodox Jew!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: OFFSHORE DRILLIING.

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Shut up the both of you: What is your highest priority? Multiple Choice.

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Trick Question! ALL OF EVERYTHING IS A PRIORITY! HA HA HAAA!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: blah blah Reagan blah blah

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts wants to build "a bunch" of nuclear power plants! Now all towns will be springfield!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is doddering and rambling again

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is doddering and rambling again

Mister_Rabbit Barry: we need to prioritize! HURRRRR

Mister_Rabbit $15bill over 10 years to be free from foreign oil-heroin

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Also, i <3 JFK

Mister_Rabbit Barry: I WILL SLASH ALL STUPID EVERYTHINGS FOREVER

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Internets ask a question: Who will you sacrifice to a dark god to fix everything?

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: programs! lots of programs that suck! they will all be killed! Also earmarks and really good things like Xmas and Thanksgiving

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: NO PROGRAMS EXCEPT MILITARY

Mister_Rabbit damn does Barry look presidential!

Touching liveblob: sorry for the delay I had to talk with ron dellums about his wife and city but mostly wife

Mister_Rabbit Barry: 9/11 made us strong! Bush did the right thing……AT FIRST BITCHES QUIET DOWN

Mister_Rabbit Barry like petroleum. that’s ok. we like oil too

Mister_Rabbit Barry: I will get every American NEW STORM WINDOWS FUCK YES

Mister_Rabbit Barry: I will double Peace Corps funding so directionless college grads can get stoned in another country!

Touching liveblob: McCain waddles around and makes faces like the penguin, Obama looks like he already belongs on a money bill

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Will you take the USA’s credit cards and cut them up?

Mister_Rabbit Barry: OK why not.

Mister_Rabbit death-touch: GOD DAMN THE AUDIENCE IS U-G-L-Y they ain’t got no alibi!

Mister_Rabbit ooo! A snappy medical analogy! he’s got the Scrubs vote!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I like to nail jellos to a wall. it is all i can eat and i hate it.

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry’s secret: Small businesses will get hella taxed! The Economy is bad! do not do it!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I will give everyone a fully refundable tax rebate!

Mister_Rabbit fully refundable?

Touching liveblob: Obama and McCain ain’t followin no rules

Mister_Rabbit Barry: boy do we have some work to do!

Mister_Rabbit Let’s be clear about my tax plan: 95% of americans get hella tax cuts! HELLA! WHAT PART OF HELLA DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU OUL’ FUCKERRRRRRR

Touching liveblob: holy shit 7k for each kid? McCain knows his mouthbreathing, rabbit breeding core

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: OH SNAP ON BARRY AGAIN LOL

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry Loves the Democrats! also MAAAAAAVERICK!

Touching liveblob:instead of reversing the laws of the last 8 years, can we travel back in time so they never happen?

Mister_Rabbit Walnut’s voice is a little too close to Dubya’s it’s true

Mister_Rabbit GOD WALNUTS YOU ARE BOOORRRRRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGGG

Mister_Rabbit TommyB doesn’t like this format!

Mister_Rabbit Nosering wants to know what you will do to light a fire under congress to get more environmental things goin’ on

Touching Liveblob: ok so before barry was not experienced enough but now he had so much experience that he has cronies and like a billion bad votes ?

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I’m the captain! My son is bart!

Touching Holy Shit McCain can pronounce nuclear right!

Mister_Rabbit Listen! Walnuts knows countries!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: America let me kiss your fat asses!

Mister_Rabbit CNN’s reaction-o-meter looks like his heartbeat

Touching Liveblob: hey I thought it was a British guy that invented the digital computer?

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts and i agree on something! also, OH SNAP, WALNUTS YOU ARE THE DEVIL!!

Touching liveblob: dude look at the size of mccain marker, haha he is so old he can’t see, he also looks more and more like a snapping turtle

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: YOU ARE BOTH GOD-AWFUL

Touching Liveblob:tommy b. Is mad that these two mavericks don’t listen to the rules!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts called Barry “That One” he must be taking lessons from Sarah “KKK” Palin

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: We need to build a bridge of oil for some reason!

Touching liveblob: haha holy shit “that one” he was rude to Obama

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry has a responisble nuclear policy! HA!

Mister_Rabbit Some Lady: Is Helfcare a commodity?

Mister_Rabbit Some Lady: Is Helfcare a commodity?

Touching Liveblob: wait didn’t wAlnuts say we needvtp store and reprocess nuke fuel but now it is bad when Obama votes for it? Did I hear him wrong?!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Everyone gets to go to the doctor and we will do it over email because that is efficient!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts will give $5000, but his hand will take something from your other one. or something. wait. what?

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I am interested in Helfcare because god i need it look at my face?

Touching liveblob: find the audience membes: mannaquin head, chicken wattle, drug eyes, hairplugs, Cheney jr, frowney face, shiny tubbykins

Touching HE WILL FINE YOU

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: BARRY WILL FINE A BIDNESS FOR NOT INSURING THEIR EMPLOYEES! STRING HIM UP! OOPS I SHOULDNA SAID THAT

Mister_Rabbit Now walnuts wants us to do math?! I can’t even stop EATING

Touching Liveblob: LOL listen more to my nonsensical medical plan and. How my taxing it will fuck you

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts hates the gov’t!

Mister_Rabbit Barry’s momma died from cancer. i didn’t know that. aww.

Touching Liveblob: My MOM DIED so STFU

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Isn’t my plan sensible! you know it is! Also, walnuts wants kids to get sick and MAYBE die BWA HAHAHAHAHAA!

Touching liveblob: barry has a little normal pen

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Arizona is a hotbed for shitty insurance companies!

Touching liveblob: Delaware has naught banks! Joey b told me so!

Mister_Rabbit White Guy: America should be peaceful and set the peacefulness ’round the world, right?

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Peace! Yes! we shed blood everywhere! Wait! helpme!

Touching liveblob: criticism of American is justified OMG McCain hates America! He also love American blooood

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: We fuck up a lot! I was shot down!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: Barry doesn’t know what ‘military’ means.

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Walnuts: YOU KISS BUSH AND INVADE IRAQ AND YOU ARE A CHEERLEADER WITH POM POMS AND EVERYTHING

Mister_Rabbit Barry: I <3 our troops but damn they eat and shit and shoot a lot and we are cleaned out!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Let’s take Iraq’s budget surplus! Time to go to VEGAS BABY!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: BUSH DISS AWESOME

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: should we use soldiers when we can’t take a country’s oil?

Touching Liveblob: it is kinda funny when people talk about all the money we are spending on Iraq when Iraq has money , like we are doing them favor

Mister_Rabbit Barry just got the Jew vote

Mister_Rabbit Barry: NO ETHNIC CLEANSING BECAUSE BLAH BLAH BLAH MORALITY

Mister_Rabbit Barry: we love our allies, also

Touching liveblob: oops debate is over someone brought up the holocaust/ Nazis ( barry) [ godwins law]

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: My friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends, my friends

Touching my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends my friends

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: we must say NEVER AGAIN and mean it this time whoops. It requires a cool hand. a COLD hand. a dead hand. MY hand

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts is again with the blood. Precious, delicious american blood. mmm.

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I may start war again BUT I WON’T LIKE IT I SWEAR!

Mister_Rabbit Katy Ham: Should we get all up in Pakistan to get OBL?

Touching precious American blooooood

Mister_Rabbit Barry: Hmm. Here is the sitch: they are Pakistani hillbillies right now; they want to kill us all because they hate pie.

Mister_Rabbit Barry: End Iraq thing, and mayyyybe go in there. let’s change that regime! we can’t have leaders TALKING to terrorists.

Mister_Rabbit Barry did not answer that question. sorry buddy. i like ya, but come on!

Touching liveblob: I wanna kill Americans right now too, all those fuckfaces who thought bush was gonna be a good time

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I am a military sexpert because i was shot down and tortured. that turns me into a four-star fucking general.

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts’ eyes are two different colors WTF

Touching Liveblob: hey walnuts admitted he helped start the Taliban, but then he said ” warsh”

Mister_Rabbit Barry: I WANT TO FOLLOW UP

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Sure whatever i don’t care you both are tools.

Mister_Rabbit Barry: don’t i sound great? Gad i could talk myself to sleep.

Mister_Rabbit Barry: you sir, are not talking softly. you are filking dead kennedys lyrics. YOU SUCK

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: I was JOKING ABOUT IRAN!! Stop bringing it up! My blood pressure can’t take it!

Mister_Rabbit Walnuts: PLEASE I promise to be responsible

Touching liveblob: hey look at the sleepng guy! Oh! Guys!

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: How you dudes feel ’bout Afghanistan? We are failing. Thoughts?

Touching liveblob: check out tommy b’s dandruff!

Mister_Rabbit Barry: we need to help afghanistan. we need more troops there. i…i guess

Mister_Rabbit um, Senator Walnuts, do you mean the Afghans?

Mister_Rabbit TommyB: Internets want to know how you’d spank russia without starting the Ice War

Touching haha mister rabbit twittered too much so now he can’t! Ahahaha! Mr rabbit enjoys Garfield comics and sean hannity beefcake shots

Touching and frankly the debate ended with godwins law so I dunno why I am still watching

Touching McCain blinked and little starbursts were all over this living room, then he fondled a military man

Touching it is not a great threat, it is a bitchin’ threat

Touching liveblob: McCain is up last and he staggers around, begging and pretending he is poor? Pow moment? Yes?

Touching liveblob: give me another chance, I am a steady he d despite all that you have heard!

Touching liveblob: WTF is with the running away from each other? Take me away katie couric, take me away

Touching liveblob: cindy McCain removes me of the old version of the blond slut cylon

Touching michelle is a cutie tho

Touching Barry: cool as a cucumber

Touching McCain: snappy like a turtle

Touching Remember: THAT ONE lulZ

Touching ok, good night Merka, and good luck chuck

Touching mr rabbit says, good night, and oh boy I loves me dome American cheese!”

Eexlebot’s RC blimp flight ends in tragedy. Haha, just kidding!

Helloooo everyone! I will be doing a liveblob tonight on my twatter! After the stupid snowbilly and dumbmouth finish their debaclebate I will post my twits on this subrevolt page for you all to read!

Here is a picture to get you warmed up:

See you around 6:00PM PST!

***WARNING IPHONE SPELLING ERRORS GALORE****

Touching liveblob:about to liveblob the debatacle

Touching liveblob: can only see a little bit of couric’s legs

Touching liveblob: biden blahblah I am old and eff you wall street and <3 Obama

Touching liveblob: palin shuffles millions of notecards

Touching liveblob: I'm a mom, betcha, shut up

Touching biden as a senator from Delaware what is your position on punkin chunkin?

Touching Biden eyes twitch

Touching gwen: you two are stupids answer the question

Touching don't spend beyond your means says palun, she knows because she put a meth town of
5000into tens of millions of debt

Touching microphone squeal

Mister_Rabbit This ain't no stump speech, you two

Touching biden flashes his Cheshire cat smile every time she says something stupid or outright lies

Touching McCain wants to hump ayn rand's dessicated corpse says biden

Touching liveblob: Holy shot palin made up a huuuge lie about not raising taxes in methsilla

Mister_Rabbit wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, Joe

Touching sorry emergency phone call with ron dellums I missed a lot

Touching Liveblob: LOL biden called Obama McCain

Mister_Rabbit Biden loves body oils

Touching liveblob: palin is confused by climate change but it is real but I don’t think people maybe *squeal*

Mister_Rabbit @Touching no you really didn’t

Touching liveblob: ahaha theyvare both melting down

Touching palin: Yes! “clean green natural gas” “o’biden” nucular

Touching biden: ahaha I love clean coal shut up about the rope line SHUT UP

Touching biden : I loves the gays they can marry or not, palin: I loves the gays too but not really queers kaint murry

Mister_Rabbit Ut ohg http://snipurl.com/41byl

Touching Palin: I agree with biden wait yeah no

Touching : palin: I would like to thank the Shiites for cleaning out the Sunnis also props to biden for opposing Obama

Mister_Rabbit Look at Bible Spice talk! OH SNAP

Touching liveblob: oops forgot to write liveblob for a while, also ladies luv bidens rad blue dotted tie

Touching palin: shut up surrender monkey, she said that because she is racist ahagah

Touching Liveblob: ahaha “talibanny”

Touching liveblob: biden: shut up palin McCain is an idiot wrong wrong wrong

Mister_Rabbit Now we got JoeyB using Walnuts’ favorite word: fundamental

Touching liveblob: boring no one has been embarrassing for a whole minute or two geeze boring

Touching liveblob: Sarah palin said she listens to the terrists, ” that al Qaeda leader said” lulz

Mister_Rabbit We should believe the leader of Al Qaeda? Um, OK; sounds good! Let’s DO
THIS!

Touching Liveblob: WTF Sarah palin said she us tolerant u guess andrew Sullivan will add this to his list if twelve or twenty or a hundred palin lies

Touching Liveblob: ahaha whatever biden everyone knows you can’t trust a spainaird

Mister_Rabbit You know what? This time I WANT a smart president. Is that wrong?

Touching liveblob: who loves the Jews more? Ooooooo!

Touching liveblob:girlfriend wants to know why palin has such huge pupils I want know why she looks like she’s about to cry

Mister_Rabbit Maasaaaaaaaverick!

Touching Liveblob: Jason says her pupils are big because the drugs that keeps her implant working properlyy too bad it can’t help her say nuclear

Touching Liveblob: haha biden keeps saying nuclear properly NUCLEAR

Mister_Rabbit Nuclear. Hear that, bible spice? NEW-CLEAR.

Touching Liveblob schools the fuck out of palin

Touching liveblob: biden said “bosniacs” lol

Mister_Rabbit Bozniak? Bosniac?

Touching liveblob: sarah palin sounds like she is speaking phonetically all these bill kristol talking points

Mister_Rabbit Come on though guys; she’s actually not doing as bad as she did during those wretched couric interviews.

Touching Liveblob: biden just said some big words he lost the hickey oops I mean hockey mom vote

Touching palin: palin keeps winking I think she is coming on to me

Touching palin: Jesus Christ palin keeps talking about cutting taxes but she fucking raised thema bunch in alaska

Mister_Rabbit What’s he spending so much time in Home Depot for?

Mister_Rabbit Did she just wink at me? Lady, I’m SPOKEN for.

Touching Liveblob: education is lax says palin then adds ” my kids IS in school” haha she can’t read or write

Touching Pali:ooh yeah your joke was lame. Biden:ah shut up YOU CUNT

Touching Liveblob: biden love home depot because he also wants to DRILL BABY DRILL bc he is a closet homosexual ( lieberal)

Touching Liveblob: biden good Christ the veep only casts a vote in a tie HE IS IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH Christ people

Mister_Rabbit What EXACTLY makes Mr McCain think he’s qualified to make military decisions? He got SHOT DOWN. TWICE! That means you are not a good pilot!

Touching haha finally palin broughtup her daughter’s fraudulent retard baby

Touching liveblob: biden: shut ip about your retard baby I killed my wife YOU CUNT *cries *

Touching Liveblob: LOL we have not got to allow

Touching liveblob: biden: fuck the maveric but it is cool I still love watching “top gun”..

Mister_Rabbit “Quasi Caved-In”

Mister_Rabbit *GLITTERING GENERALITIES*

Mister_Rabbit “all political persuasions” = LESBOS

Touching liveblob: palin got tapped by McCain OH YEAH I wanna tap her too so I guess she has my vote since I am not biden curious

Mister_Rabbit “Clear Choice on November 4th”

Mister_Rabbit NO FUCKING KIDDING

Mister_Rabbit quit with the deification of Reagan! .

Touching palin : I am glad scary katie couric isn’t hear to call me out on my bullshit when I am talking to you dumbshits

Mister_Rabbit JoeyB’s daddy called him “Champ” that is adorable!

Touching liveblob: hey I am kinds smart and you know those two dumbshits will ruin the country so vote for Obama hooray patriotism ! Dad family 50’s

Touching no hugs for biden or palin oh awesome show marie courics legs again

Touching bag no katie couric legs is this George will guy comparing palin to a country singer jmm I am gonna go drink Good Night America

Mister_Rabbit Jeh-hezius Chritht Lieberman! Just become a Reapubican and be done with it
Touching *klunk*

Wrap-up:

When I was in 8th grade I would get chased around by a tall man with a big chin who screeched at me in a whiny nerd-voice about playing "hump the frog."

It was absolutely horrible.