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Hagar the Hero: Today is a Noble Day to Die

Zounds!

Zounds!

Post Partum Blues: Mommy’s Bad Ritual Healing

Post Partum Blues: Mommy's Bad Ritual Healing

Post Partum Blues: Mommy's Bad Ritual Healing


Just rub the foot with the blood of a virgin doe, Mommy!

Big Calvin: The Stolen Calvin and Hobbes Templates

John Dos Passos!

Same hair, same shirt, same shoes, same shorts, no Hobbes, no Watterson. I’d be sad to be Big Nate, er, Calvin, too!!

Ziggy C. Mulligan: You=Beast

Speak the truth, brother Ziggy.

Speak the truth, brother Ziggy.

“A nice place to visit, but I wouldn’t want to live there.”

Sally’s Fortieth: Cereal MILF

Sally's Fortieth: Cereal MILF

Shit kids even say "fuck" nowadays, none of this F-word bullshit.

Guys and gals…

Someone at work suggested I do to the Google McCloud comic what I do to regular newspaper comics. What do you think? It is kind of a big commitment but if people think it is worth the time and effort I will do it…

If I do this, I bet the results would be funnier if I bought the official fonts for use in the parody, eh?

Darker Drabble: Silly Willy-Puss

Darker Drabble: Silly Willy-Puss

The Drabble daughter has the Millennium TV show guy’s power.

Mallard Pewvis: Too Much Coffee Duck

Mallard Pewvis: Too Much Coffee Duck

QUACK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS QUACK!

WTF who is this Tad?

I went to this website yesterday an’ looked at archives and saw TAD GREELY being a douchenuts and posting things! WTF he is not the blogger I AM THE BLOGGER I screamed.

I did not know how to find out who Tad was, his author link was a lie because he had it set to mine (mine is a lie too)! That was bullshit and Tad knew it. I hate Tad, and not because of his new post, but because he has plagued my existence for too long! He was there when I saw the Challenger blow up, for example.

“Touching, ” he said behind me in first grade class, “This is truly one of the most dramatic and tragic things I believe I have ever witnessed. I am trying to repress my tears, but I fear I may break down the more apparent it becomes to me that the fate of those brave men and women was quite horrifying indeed….do you htink any of them are still alive, and know they are doomed?”

“GODDAMMIT TAD,” I said, “You just made me pee in my weird plastic hole-chair!”

Ever since then, Tad has been nearby to make horrible things even worse with his retarded empathy.

I am going to murder him in his sleep.

I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface.

I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface.

Darker Drabble: Stupid, Stupid Children

Darker Drabble: Stupid, Stupid Children

It’s actually not that bad to get missed by the coathanger. I spend my days scratching at the soft spot in my skull and enjoying the fuzzy blue glow that seems to envelop everything around me.

Ziggy C. Mulligan: On Muckers

Ziggy C. Mulligan: On Muckers

John Brunner kinda called out the killing spree thing early on, didn’t he?

Sally’s Fortieth: Not Funny

Sally's Fortieth: Not Funny

Or is it?

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