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Darker Drabble: It Looks Like You’re Writing A Letter!

Dear Drabble, I am still unable to wet myself intentionally, please help.

Dear Drabble, I am still unable to wet myself intentionally, please help.

Brush Your Teeth

(CLICK TO ENLARGE) This was part of a failed marketing campaign directed at dentists. Now it is a failed blog entry directed at nobody. Brush your teeth.

Marmadick: Ghost Ass

If you think tapeworms are bad you ain't ever had an ass haunting.

If you think tapeworms are bad you ain't ever had an ass haunting.

Happy Thanksgiving

Darker Drabble: Cleaning the Bloodhouse

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

And for you DIY people:

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Slow News Day

"Courtesy" of the Daily Republic, Napa, CA

I guess it’s ok for us to be thinkin’ about stupid shit again.
["Courtesy" of the Daily Republic, Napa, CA]

Ark Trail: Alien Rays

I used to have a pet sting ray until Uncle Corpse petted it.

I used to have a pet sting ray until Uncle Corpse petted it.

Frank and Homeless: Hobo Slavery Scam

May you both die horrible nasty deaths. Scourge of society, Frank and Ernest.

May you both die horrible nasty deaths. Scourge of society, Frank and Ernest.

Darker Drabble: Punkin’ Lovin’

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Which Arizona crater field did I fly over?

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Were these photos from Cinder Lake, the bitchin’ artificial crater field created by NASA in the 1960’s to simulate the moon?:


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OR, were these taken of the nearby San Francisco Volcanic Field?
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OR, did I fly over both?

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Frank and Homeless: Biggest Coke Order Ever

Frank and Ernest should be drug out of the streets and shot.

Frank and Ernest should be drug out of the streets and shot.

Frank and Homeless: Thanksgiving Haiku

Frank and Ernest are complete and utter degenerates, fueled by drugs and despair. They hate your children.

Frank and Ernest are complete and utter degenerates, fueled by drugs and despair. They hate your children.

Frank and Homeless: Crank Deals on Wall Street

Frank and Ernest are homeless degenerates.

Frank and Ernest are homeless degenerates.

Darker Drabble: Disciplining Drabble

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

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