Darker Drabble

Darker Drabble: Cleaning the Bloodhouse

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

And for you DIY people:

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Darker Drabble: Punkin’ Lovin’

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Darker Drabble: Disciplining Drabble

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

Darker Drabble: Date Madness

Drabble Jr's ads are all over the free paper.

Drabble Jr's ads are all over the free paper.

Darker Drabble: The Worst Things Come In Drabble Packages

Look at Drabble Sr. A man worth fifty hitlers, at the very least.

Look at Drabble Sr. A man worth fifty hitlers, at the very least.

Darker Drabble: Internet Creep Nostalgiatimes

Wait I remember Drab_SR^_^ that bastard stole my innocence!

Wait I remember Drab_SR^_^ that bastard stole my innocence!

Darker Drabble: Drabble’s Coked Up Little Fuckdog

Doggie is an addict, call the SPCA.

Doggie is an addict, call the SPCA.

Darker Drabble: Do Manboys Dream of Electric Sheaths?

wrong wrong wrong WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

wrong wrong wrong WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG

Darker Drabble: Not on the D&L

This is exactly what happened in Senator Larry Craig's household.

This is exactly what happened in Senator Larry Craig's household.

Darker Drabble: Kevin Pentalow’s Favorite Videogame

Hump the Frog is way better than Frogger!

Hump the Frog is way better than Frogger!

When I was in 8th grade I would get chased around by a tall man with a big chin who screeched at me in a whiny nerd-voice about playing "hump the frog."

It was absolutely horrible.

Darker Drabble: Despicable Dinnertime Discourse

More Anti-semitic Drabble dinner conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Drabble.

More Anti-semitic Drabble dinner conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Drabble.


No, the real culprits are those fate cats on Wall Street! The fat cats who live inside of their human hosts, manipulating their bodies like so many meat puppets.

Darker Drabble: Ornament Abuse

Drabble JR can't afford fancy cans of Glade and plastic bags for huffing purporses.

Drabble JR can't afford fancy cans of Glade and plastic bags for huffing purporses.

Darker Drabble: Killtimes Goodypuss

Drabble thinks his children are bothersome rabbits.

Drabble thinks his children are bothersome rabbits.

Darker Drabble: Inner Fears Made Manifest

Drabble Sr. loves his hillbilly heroin.

Drabble Sr. loves his hillbilly heroin.

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