Obviously the Blondie household's TV is a conduit to other worlds due to the mysterious and apocalyptic effects of the Large Hadron Collider.

It must be an alternate reality because Beetle Bailey never does anything. Except Blondie, in front of a weeping, sandwich-laden Dagwood.

It takes a cavewoman to put Blondie in her place...or is that Dagwood, still?

Sweet Jesus it’s like she’s riding a raptor.

The mayor’s prick was barely bigger than Dagwood’s, but at least he had enough money pilfered from the town Treasury to buy the Viagra he-or rather, Blondie- needed.

Dagwood needs c!4l1s

Blondie gets sick of teenage boys’ outright clumsiness at pleasing her. If she wanted that, she would just stick with Dagwood, after all.

Dagwood has problems with eating and fucking his hot wife. WHAT THE-

Dagwood is cuckolded by his neighbor, all of the time. It is ok because in addition to sandwiches, Dagwood enjoys eating fresh cream pies.

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