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Marmadick: Ghost Ass

If you think tapeworms are bad you ain't ever had an ass haunting.

If you think tapeworms are bad you ain't ever had an ass haunting.

Darker Drabble: Cleaning the Bloodhouse

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.

And for you DIY people:

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Make your own Darker Drabble!

Ark Trail: Alien Rays

I used to have a pet sting ray until Uncle Corpse petted it.

I used to have a pet sting ray until Uncle Corpse petted it.

Frank and Homeless: Hobo Slavery Scam

May you both die horrible nasty deaths. Scourge of society, Frank and Ernest.

May you both die horrible nasty deaths. Scourge of society, Frank and Ernest.

Darker Drabble: Punkin’ Lovin’

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Drabble, yet again, proves his vile nature and contempt for the norms of society.

Frank and Homeless: Biggest Coke Order Ever

Frank and Ernest should be drug out of the streets and shot.

Frank and Ernest should be drug out of the streets and shot.

Frank and Homeless: Thanksgiving Haiku

Frank and Ernest are complete and utter degenerates, fueled by drugs and despair. They hate your children.

Frank and Ernest are complete and utter degenerates, fueled by drugs and despair. They hate your children.

Frank and Homeless: Crank Deals on Wall Street

Frank and Ernest are homeless degenerates.

Frank and Ernest are homeless degenerates.

Darker Drabble: Disciplining Drabble

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

I think this is the back story of how I got my free couch with the stain.

Darker Drabble: Date Madness

Drabble Jr's ads are all over the free paper.

Drabble Jr's ads are all over the free paper.

Worst Election Ever: Problem Solved LOL

Thank you Telecom Mummy for your amazing and spot-on analysis of Election 2008!

Thank you Telecom Mummy for your amazing and spot-on analysis of Election 2008!

PP: Whoah, I totally called Obama winning back in February! I am teh prophet.

Election News: The Doonesbury Prophecies

Detail from tomorrow's post-election "Doonesbury"

Before you chow down on your glut of Election News here is some fun comics news, about the election!

To be specific, this story is about Gary Trudeau just calling the election (and everyon’e BS) and flat out making comics ahead of time (because that is how newpaper comics people work) that start with the premise that Obama wins!

Comic creator Garry Trudeau delivered a series of strips for next week’s papers showing his characters reacting to an Obama victory. But he offered no such option in the event of a comeback by John McCain, who’s trailing Obama in the polls.

Trudeau, who lives in New York, said he might have provided papers with a McCain option if the election were a toss-up. But, he said, at the time he drew the strip, poll analysts were giving McCain less than a 4 percent chance of winning.

“From a risk-assessment viewpoint, I felt comfortable with the odds,” Trudeau said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. “The way I see it, if Obama wins, I’m in the flow and commenting on an extraordinary phenomenon.

“If he loses, there’ll be such a national uproar that a blown call in a comic strip won’t be much noticed. Besides, I’ll be the one with the egg on my face _ not the editors.”

8 Years of Bush Polls

8 Years of Bush Polls

Yeah, Barry’s gonna win, by the way. This isn’t exactly rocket science this time around. THANK GOD.

PS: Thank you Wonkette for collecting a these delightful Fox News clips of batshit Fox News insanity from today, election day!

Big Calvin: The Hobbes Solution

Uh-oh, Calvin just watched Heathers!

Uh-oh, Calvin just watched Heathers!

Big Calvin: Meet Your Maker

I don't like Calvin's new policy of trying to be popular.

I don't like Calvin's new policy of trying to be popular.

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