Twitter user GregWHoward was on Talk to Solomon again and they had a very enlightening discussion about Internet Trolls, who are all part of the Homo Death Crew, apparently. WHAT.

Watch the whole thing if you want to hear about the secret queer police!

Thanks again to Youtuber pumpybeanis for this chilling expose!

Twitter user Greg W. Howard is a bad man…

I’m GONNA COME ON DOWN WITH MY AR-15 AND SHOOT YOUR FUCKING ASS

Talk to Solomon about…PUMPY BEANIS (Warning: Awesome theme song):

Thank goodness there are nice people on the internet who put a stop to the shenanigans of bad men like him…

The Pistol Star and Nebula (false-color image)

Bang! The most luminous star in our galaxy may be the “Pistol Star”! Crazily, we can’t see it with our naked eyes due to the amount of dust in the way-but through special infrared cameras we can see it spark out quite clearly! It’s a massive ball of gas, unstable and destroying itself through its own size. Like a massive Pizza the Hut, it may well cannibalize itself in a massive supernova-soon!

How does this star relate to us? Well, to quote a wise old person, “Don’t bite off more than you can chew.” You may find yourself surrounded by many responsibilites, and tempting as it may be to take on more, stop and consider before you do. You may spontaneously combust from too much stress, as has been proven by scientists.

STRESS TIP: Smoking increases your chances of spontaneously combusting.

I hopped off the plane at SFO,
with a dream and my smartphone.
Welcome to the land of geeky styin”,
am I gonna fit in?

Jumped in on the BART,
Here I am for the first time.
Look to the right and I see the Oakland sign!
This is all so crazy!
Everybody seems so amazy!

My tummys turnin’ and I’m feelin’ kinda home sick.
Too much pressure and I’m nervous,
That’s when I rolled down the rental car window,

and the Plieades was shining on,
and the Pleiades was shining on,
and the Plieades was shining on…

Pleiades

CHORUS:
So I put my eyes up,
I’m seein’ my stars,
And the fireflies fly away.
Crankin’’ my neck like yeah,
Movin’ my eyes like yeah.
And I put my eyes up
I’m seein’ my stars,
I know I’m gonna be okay.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.

Get to the park in my rental car,
Everybody’s lookin at me now.
Like, “Who’s that dude lookin’ at Google Maps?
He gotta be from out of town.”

So hard with my nerds not around me;
Its definitely not a Brushton party!
Cause’ all I see are lights-oh!
I guess I never got the memo.

My tummys turnin and I’m feelin kinda home sick.
Too much pressure and I’m nervous.
That’s when the I looked up from the bonfire,

and Orion was shining on,
and Orion was shining on,
and Orion was shining on…

Orion

CHORUS:
So I put my eyes up
I’m seein’ my stars,
And the fireflies fly away.
Crankin’’ my neck like yeah,
Movin’ my eyes like yeah.
And I put my eyes up,
I’m seein’ my stars,
I know I’m gonna be okay.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.

Feel like hoppin’ on a flight (on a flight)
Back to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The skies show my stars I feel alright!

CHORUS:
So I put my eyes up,
I’m seein’ my stars,
And the fireflies fly away!
Crankin’’ my neck like yeah,
Movin’ my eyes like yeah.
And I put my eyes up,
I’m seein’ my stars,
I know I’m gonna be okay.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.
Yeah, they’re the stars in the USA.

SONG TIP: You may find yourself listening to a Top 40 station after a visit to the dentitst, pumped full of hydrocone, and…really enjoying it.

The horrible wonder of the Orion Drive would be a mighty thing to behold! An engine powered by nuclear detonations-such a spaceship could travel to Mars in days!

If man built one, would Buck Rogers style antics occur? It would certainly be awesome. Do you think this will happen? Ponder this while you sleep and you may have science fiction dreams tonight!

SLEEP TIP: Sweet dreams!

You may know of the term “Red Dwarf” from the weird old TV show, but maybe you gave also heard of the term applied to stars! In THAT case a red dwarf is a type of star much smaller than our sun but bigger then Jupiter, which burns its hydrogen dim and red.

The cast of TV's Red Dwarf!

Red dwarf stars are by far the most numerous stars in the universe! They are small and dim and everywhere, as they don’t take up too much space.

Red dots are red dwarf stars in this HST picture.

What do red dwarf stars have to do with us? Dwarves take care of us if we are being pursued by evil stepmothers. Perhaps you are being pursued by one! In THAT case, do not fear, for you can always escape to a faraway red dwarf.

Diagram of a Red Dwarf Star