Look everyone it’s a blimp that technically doesn’t float:

And here is another article from Time, from waaay back, on board the USS Akron. TRIVIA: The USS Akron was one of two fully rigid “Aircraft carrier Blimps” built before World War 2.

In case you were all fired up by the best speech ever made by America’s cutest governor ever, you may enjoy some hot Tigh/Roslin electoral action.

McCain/Palin vs Tigh/Roslin

Oh, and thank you Wonkette for introducing me to my favorite new term, “snowbilly.”

Someone at work suggested I do to the Google McCloud comic what I do to regular newspaper comics. What do you think? It is kind of a big commitment but if people think it is worth the time and effort I will do it…

If I do this, I bet the results would be funnier if I bought the official fonts for use in the parody, eh?

While checking out the comic that introduced Google’s new browser last night, I kept thinking, “Damn if this style doesn’t remind me of Understanding Comics.”

Well that would be because they were both done up by Scott McCloud. DUDE!

So, if you are a fan of Scott McCloud’s other non-fiction works you may enjoy reading “Understanding Google Chrome” or whatever the hell the promo comic is called. It’s actually pretty technically interesting, and the storytelling is good too (it had better be!).

What.
The.
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Seriously, you need to keep track of your shit. If you insist on being careless, someone may come across your lost trove of family pictures and make a Youtube video like this:

This means those pictures files are still floating around somewhere. Oh my…

I went to this website yesterday an’ looked at archives and saw TAD GREELY being a douchenuts and posting things! WTF he is not the blogger I AM THE BLOGGER I screamed.

I did not know how to find out who Tad was, his author link was a lie because he had it set to mine (mine is a lie too)! That was bullshit and Tad knew it. I hate Tad, and not because of his new post, but because he has plagued my existence for too long! He was there when I saw the Challenger blow up, for example.

“Touching, ” he said behind me in first grade class, “This is truly one of the most dramatic and tragic things I believe I have ever witnessed. I am trying to repress my tears, but I fear I may break down the more apparent it becomes to me that the fate of those brave men and women was quite horrifying indeed….do you htink any of them are still alive, and know they are doomed?”

“GODDAMMIT TAD,” I said, “You just made me pee in my weird plastic hole-chair!”

Ever since then, Tad has been nearby to make horrible things even worse with his retarded empathy.

I am going to murder him in his sleep.

I think this is a picture of Tad Greely, I thought he would look like some Santa Cruz hippie but no he is just a handsome fuckface.

I am serious. For $110,000 this could be yours:

The Batmobile for The Batman

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

I was listening late Monday night to the rerun of Forum on KQED, which is usually kinda okay, kinda boring, usually way more interesting until people actually start calling in and ruining everything. I know I should like the callers more, especially with a show named “Forum” but come one. I live in the San Francisco Bay Area and some of the dumbfucks who call in are just intolerable in their smugness. Or they are just stupid as hell. I really like Mr. Krasny as he is actually quite awesome.

Anyway, Michael Krasny and David Levitin were talking about music and the development of the human consciousness and all that, and it was actually pretty good. Then this guy called in, rambling a bit, and all of a sudden he says I AM A HEROIN ADDICT and their whole show just turns…fucked up. The hosts take it in stride, but I can only imagine their “HOLY SHIT” faces when he dropped the H-bomb. On a completely unrelated subject.

The show is archived, of course, and here is the source:

http://www.kqed.org/epArchive/R808251000

The direct download is here, in mp3 format.

You can list to the whole half-hour affair, or just skip ahead twenty minutes or so, since the show closes on his call…!

So, it looks like the bug fixes in the newest version of Wordpress (2.6.1) contains a funny error on the Admin page:

If you upgrade Wordpress to 2.6.1 you may get stuck with an inadvertently hilarious upgrade alert.

HELLO it is me again, TOUCHING aka TOUCHING IS FOR THE PAPERBOY, NOT FOR ME aka DOCTOR TOUCHING aka ME!@@!

I am here to let you know that I am on Twitter now! I was one Myspace first and left bc I got waaaay too much bad spam pr0n and attention whores kept bugging me, and then I was on Pointlessbanter.net but then Kevin got in a fight with his girlfriend or whatever and none of us became rich so then I just came back to this site, but then I left because whatever so now I am on TWITTER because it is the new MYSPACE (aka ANNOYING AS HELL AND STUPID!)

So follow me on TWITTER! Right now I am having adventures with government scientists and a fuckface half-man-half-cat person/monster from Berkeley Hills called “Tigris”!

Enjoy mon chichochchcohcfohcdohzcdiodcfsiopefhefdljksefnoh! Yeah! Here is a picture because Davis “Grovis” Prisper says everyone needs at least one picture per post now or something, whatever:

Wait this isn't a picture of a space monkey help me

If your reaction to the above comic is, “WTF!” you may get a kick out of Comics I Don’t Understand since posting and talking about ridiculous comics is pretty much that blog’s mission statement. Hooray!

RED WORM have no eyes but he see a friend! Wave hi to the RED WORM on his chores! Hello, friends again.

The whole “Instruction for a…” series is one of my favorite things ever. It is never quite what you think…