Just watch or skip to the last few seconds. Oh Saxby, once again you prove how wonderful a person you are!

Who gets to accuse limbless vietnam vets of lacking courage, despite getting out five times? OH I KNOW! SAXBY CHAMBLISS!

What the fuck, the skies are smiling at us! Is this a good omen, perhaps?

Behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly face.

Thank you, Luna and Jupiter and Venus! Oh wait, the moon will smile for Australia, what happens in *our* hemisphere?

In the United States, the effect will be inverted and will appear as a frown.

oh.

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THE BIBLE REVEALS THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING (even 9/11!)

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PROOF!

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I heard some interview with these people a while back and they were talking about intentionally creating a Rocky Horror Picture Show0-style cult movie. I thought, “Ha! Fuck you! That shit is way too cynical and the thing will be ass.”

Then I saw this clip:

And this one:

And so I will probably see this, with joy.

I already have seen this Repo movie, which the Opera is not a sequel to:

This dude seems to think so.

Aerial View of Arizona Crater Field

Were these photos from Cinder Lake, the bitchin’ artificial crater field created by NASA in the 1960’s to simulate the moon?:

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OR, were these taken of the nearby San Francisco Volcanic Field?
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OR, did I fly over both?

Google Maps view of both crater fields.

Check out this NYTimes fun thingie! Live out your wild and sexy government fantasies, or take bets on how close you and your friends get to the actual picks!

How the hell could people pick the current incompetent boob Paulson over Buffett?

Before you chow down on your glut of Election News here is some fun comics news, about the election!

To be specific, this story is about Gary Trudeau just calling the election (and everyon’e BS) and flat out making comics ahead of time (because that is how newpaper comics people work) that start with the premise that Obama wins!

Comic creator Garry Trudeau delivered a series of strips for next week’s papers showing his characters reacting to an Obama victory. But he offered no such option in the event of a comeback by John McCain, who’s trailing Obama in the polls.

Trudeau, who lives in New York, said he might have provided papers with a McCain option if the election were a toss-up. But, he said, at the time he drew the strip, poll analysts were giving McCain less than a 4 percent chance of winning.

“From a risk-assessment viewpoint, I felt comfortable with the odds,” Trudeau said in an e-mail to The Associated Press. “The way I see it, if Obama wins, I’m in the flow and commenting on an extraordinary phenomenon.

“If he loses, there’ll be such a national uproar that a blown call in a comic strip won’t be much noticed. Besides, I’ll be the one with the egg on my face _ not the editors.”

8 Years of Bush Polls

Yeah, Barry’s gonna win, by the way. This isn’t exactly rocket science this time around. THANK GOD.

PS: Thank you Wonkette for collecting a these delightful Fox News clips of batshit Fox News insanity from today, election day!

BECAUSE I SAY SO

In all seriousness, I want to give a big bunch of thanks for DocJump and TableLeg and Princess for keeping up the strange and wonderful posts while I’ve been out! You guys and galls are all seriously awesome and I wish I could give you your own Magical Mormon Sex Planets when you die! I am hoping to get back on the posting train this week, whoowhoo!

The following is entirely in Japanese, but don’t worry if you do not speak the language; what follows needs no explanation:

Larry Craig after his cruise

See you all in a week or so!

Oh hey look I think it is a good idea to have a game on TV where you stick people’s heads into a tank, put porkchops on said heads, and let a monitor lizard into the tank, and just wait to see what happens…