Monty Python has launched their own YouTube channel because they got so tired of the crap quality of the videos of their stuff on YouTube. Ha!

My Name is Bruce opens in theaters Friday, November 14th, 2008.

TRAILER HERE

Even better? Bruce will appear at showings of the film around the country…and do a Q&A afterwards!

In all seriousness, I want to give a big bunch of thanks for DocJump and TableLeg and Princess for keeping up the strange and wonderful posts while I’ve been out! You guys and galls are all seriously awesome and I wish I could give you your own Magical Mormon Sex Planets when you die! I am hoping to get back on the posting train this week, whoowhoo!

See you all in a week or so!

Helloooo everyone! I will be doing a liveblob tonight on my twatter! After the stupid snowbilly and dumbmouth finish their debaclebate I will post my twits on this subrevolt page for you all to read!

Here is a picture to get you warmed up:

See you around 6:00PM PST!

***WARNING IPHONE SPELLING ERRORS GALORE****

Touching liveblob:about to liveblob the debatacle

Touching liveblob: can only see a little bit of couric’s legs

Touching liveblob: biden blahblah I am old and eff you wall street and <3 Obama

Touching liveblob: palin shuffles millions of notecards

Touching liveblob: I'm a mom, betcha, shut up

Touching biden as a senator from Delaware what is your position on punkin chunkin?

Touching Biden eyes twitch

Touching gwen: you two are stupids answer the question

Touching don't spend beyond your means says palun, she knows because she put a meth town of
5000into tens of millions of debt

Touching microphone squeal

Mister_Rabbit This ain't no stump speech, you two

Touching biden flashes his Cheshire cat smile every time she says something stupid or outright lies

Touching McCain wants to hump ayn rand's dessicated corpse says biden

Touching liveblob: Holy shot palin made up a huuuge lie about not raising taxes in methsilla

Mister_Rabbit wiiiiiiiiiiiiide open, Joe

Touching sorry emergency phone call with ron dellums I missed a lot

Touching Liveblob: LOL biden called Obama McCain

Mister_Rabbit Biden loves body oils

Touching liveblob: palin is confused by climate change but it is real but I don’t think people maybe *squeal*

Mister_Rabbit @Touching no you really didn’t

Touching liveblob: ahaha theyvare both melting down

Touching palin: Yes! “clean green natural gas” “o’biden” nucular

Touching biden: ahaha I love clean coal shut up about the rope line SHUT UP

Touching biden : I loves the gays they can marry or not, palin: I loves the gays too but not really queers kaint murry

Mister_Rabbit Ut ohg http://snipurl.com/41byl

Touching Palin: I agree with biden wait yeah no

Touching : palin: I would like to thank the Shiites for cleaning out the Sunnis also props to biden for opposing Obama

Mister_Rabbit Look at Bible Spice talk! OH SNAP

Touching liveblob: oops forgot to write liveblob for a while, also ladies luv bidens rad blue dotted tie

Touching palin: shut up surrender monkey, she said that because she is racist ahagah

Touching Liveblob: ahaha “talibanny”

Touching liveblob: biden: shut up palin McCain is an idiot wrong wrong wrong

Mister_Rabbit Now we got JoeyB using Walnuts’ favorite word: fundamental

Touching liveblob: boring no one has been embarrassing for a whole minute or two geeze boring

Touching liveblob: Sarah palin said she listens to the terrists, ” that al Qaeda leader said” lulz

Mister_Rabbit We should believe the leader of Al Qaeda? Um, OK; sounds good! Let’s DO
THIS!

Touching Liveblob: WTF Sarah palin said she us tolerant u guess andrew Sullivan will add this to his list if twelve or twenty or a hundred palin lies

Touching Liveblob: ahaha whatever biden everyone knows you can’t trust a spainaird

Mister_Rabbit You know what? This time I WANT a smart president. Is that wrong?

Touching liveblob: who loves the Jews more? Ooooooo!

Touching liveblob:girlfriend wants to know why palin has such huge pupils I want know why she looks like she’s about to cry

Mister_Rabbit Maasaaaaaaaverick!

Touching Liveblob: Jason says her pupils are big because the drugs that keeps her implant working properlyy too bad it can’t help her say nuclear

Touching Liveblob: haha biden keeps saying nuclear properly NUCLEAR

Mister_Rabbit Nuclear. Hear that, bible spice? NEW-CLEAR.

Touching Liveblob schools the fuck out of palin

Touching liveblob: biden said “bosniacs” lol

Mister_Rabbit Bozniak? Bosniac?

Touching liveblob: sarah palin sounds like she is speaking phonetically all these bill kristol talking points

Mister_Rabbit Come on though guys; she’s actually not doing as bad as she did during those wretched couric interviews.

Touching Liveblob: biden just said some big words he lost the hickey oops I mean hockey mom vote

Touching palin: palin keeps winking I think she is coming on to me

Touching palin: Jesus Christ palin keeps talking about cutting taxes but she fucking raised thema bunch in alaska

Mister_Rabbit What’s he spending so much time in Home Depot for?

Mister_Rabbit Did she just wink at me? Lady, I’m SPOKEN for.

Touching Liveblob: education is lax says palin then adds ” my kids IS in school” haha she can’t read or write

Touching Pali:ooh yeah your joke was lame. Biden:ah shut up YOU CUNT

Touching Liveblob: biden love home depot because he also wants to DRILL BABY DRILL bc he is a closet homosexual ( lieberal)

Touching Liveblob: biden good Christ the veep only casts a vote in a tie HE IS IN THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH Christ people

Mister_Rabbit What EXACTLY makes Mr McCain think he’s qualified to make military decisions? He got SHOT DOWN. TWICE! That means you are not a good pilot!

Touching haha finally palin broughtup her daughter’s fraudulent retard baby

Touching liveblob: biden: shut ip about your retard baby I killed my wife YOU CUNT *cries *

Touching Liveblob: LOL we have not got to allow

Touching liveblob: biden: fuck the maveric but it is cool I still love watching “top gun”..

Mister_Rabbit “Quasi Caved-In”

Mister_Rabbit *GLITTERING GENERALITIES*

Mister_Rabbit “all political persuasions” = LESBOS

Touching liveblob: palin got tapped by McCain OH YEAH I wanna tap her too so I guess she has my vote since I am not biden curious

Mister_Rabbit “Clear Choice on November 4th”

Mister_Rabbit NO FUCKING KIDDING

Mister_Rabbit quit with the deification of Reagan! .

Touching palin : I am glad scary katie couric isn’t hear to call me out on my bullshit when I am talking to you dumbshits

Mister_Rabbit JoeyB’s daddy called him “Champ” that is adorable!

Touching liveblob: hey I am kinds smart and you know those two dumbshits will ruin the country so vote for Obama hooray patriotism ! Dad family 50’s

Touching no hugs for biden or palin oh awesome show marie courics legs again

Touching bag no katie couric legs is this George will guy comparing palin to a country singer jmm I am gonna go drink Good Night America

Mister_Rabbit Jeh-hezius Chritht Lieberman! Just become a Reapubican and be done with it
Touching *klunk*

Wrap-up:

Here is the photoset for eexlebots’ new radio-controlled blimp’s first test flight! a resounding success!

HELLO it is me again, TOUCHING aka TOUCHING IS FOR THE PAPERBOY, NOT FOR ME aka DOCTOR TOUCHING aka ME!@@!

I am here to let you know that I am on Twitter now! I was one Myspace first and left bc I got waaaay too much bad spam pr0n and attention whores kept bugging me, and then I was on Pointlessbanter.net but then Kevin got in a fight with his girlfriend or whatever and none of us became rich so then I just came back to this site, but then I left because whatever so now I am on TWITTER because it is the new MYSPACE (aka ANNOYING AS HELL AND STUPID!)

So follow me on TWITTER! Right now I am having adventures with government scientists and a fuckface half-man-half-cat person/monster from Berkeley Hills called “Tigris”!

Enjoy mon chichochchcohcfohcdohzcdiodcfsiopefhefdljksefnoh! Yeah! Here is a picture because Davis “Grovis” Prisper says everyone needs at least one picture per post now or something, whatever:

Real paper Zines! No shit! Look!

Remember when blogs were awkwardly called “Webzines”? Ah, thought not. Kids these days. They don’t even remember the glorious Crashsite.

Speaking of these sorts of things, we’re trying to get several new and interesting things up here a day, and that is not a fluke. Hooray!

Just an FYI to those who are My-Curious; I recently rejoined that godawful site with a subrevolt.com email account for the purposes of e-stalking, and I’ll be goddamned if I got a jillion new spam emails the past few days where I once had none.

I think the Myspace/Fox Corporation people count on you not noticing such things due to profile glitter or whatever.

When I posted this last year one of my friends said it was the worst thing he ever saw so I couldn’t bear to look at it.

Now I find that there are tons of Bucky O’Hare poops, and I was the first one who used Bucky in a video poop; fucking awesome!

THIS

IS

ALL

MY

FAULT

THAT’S

AWESOME.

There are now Bucky moments in other ones with Mario and such. I think i will start video editing again…sorry Tom.

Just a quick announcement to let you know the crazy site upgrades are mostly done! Hopefully the new look and feel work well for your viewing. If you find a bug or just something that you don’t like or makes no sense, or have a request, drop me a line and let me know! Just clicky on the (now-working) author link below to get in touch!

Quick New Feature list:

Improved Tag support.
Improved readability.
Cleaner interface in the admin console
Media manager for authors.

Hooray for upgrades!

Just a quick announcement: since the only people creating accounts on here were spambots, I deleted all but two accounts. Joe and Rob are the only ones left! So, congratulations. You got in while the getting was good.

I have now disabled new account creation for now, but since you don’t need an account to post comments, that should be fine.

If you have ever wanted to make the worst comics ever, you now can, with ease! Just follow this link: http://www.flickr.com/gp/74828460@N00/67S53U to download them from Flickr, or if you want the raw materials, follow this link: http://dave.subrevolt.com/worstcomicever.zip for a zip file of the five templates I use in *.bmp format.

For extra fun, remember to use MSPAINT.EXE to edit the pictures and use Comic Sans for the font!

Of course, that is what I use to make mine mummy. Do whatever the hell you want with them! If you send me your works I will republish them on subREVOLT and here for the whole of the inter-nets to see!

And of course here are the templates in all their glory(I suppose you could just save and use these as well!). Problem Solved LOL! :

mspaint, worst comic ever, templates, howto

You had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today!

(but you only have one way to buy a shirt of this magnificent drawing…here, at the subREVOLT store!)

you had a hundred billion chances and ways to have avoided today, Seung-Hui Cho, shirt, drawing, crayons, childish, unicorn, rainbow, leprechaun, Seung-Hui Cho shirt