Brush Your Teeth
(CLICK TO ENLARGE) This was part of a failed marketing campaign directed at dentists. Now it is a failed blog entry directed at nobody. Brush your teeth.
0 comments Tuesday 02 Dec 2008 | TableLeg | original
A Senator and his granddaughter’s breasts
Just watch or skip to the last few seconds. Oh Saxby, once again you prove how wonderful a person you are!
Who gets to accuse limbless vietnam vets of lacking courage, despite getting out five times? OH I KNOW! SAXBY CHAMBLISS!
0 comments Monday 01 Dec 2008 | eexlebots | Videos, Weird Things, blog, politics, random news
Wave hello to the heavenly smiley face!
What the fuck, the skies are smiling at us! Is this a good omen, perhaps?
Behold, Venus and Jupiter are the eyes, while the crescent Moon is the smile for this silly face.
Thank you, Luna and Jupiter and Venus! Oh wait, the moon will smile for Australia, what happens in *our* hemisphere?
In the United States, the effect will be inverted and will appear as a frown.
oh.
0 comments Monday 01 Dec 2008 | eexlebots | Weird Things, blog, photos, random news
Marmadick: Ghost Ass
If you think tapeworms are bad you ain't ever had an ass haunting.
1 comment Sunday 30 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Altered Comics, Comics, original
It’s the nineties, but I don’t know what I have time for…?
Oh, why thank you Atari:
It is the nineties, and there is time for...KLAX!
2 comments Wednesday 26 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Weird Things, photos
Breaking News…sort of:
Monty Python has launched their own YouTube channel because they got so tired of the crap quality of the videos of their stuff on YouTube. Ha!
0 comments Monday 24 Nov 2008 | DocJump | Videos, Worth Watching, announcements
What would JCVD do?
Breakdance!!!
I know Eexlebots has heard of this…but the rest of subREVOLT Nation needs to know too. Hold on to your pants…Jean-Claude Van Damme has a new movie coming out!
I really opened myself up in “JCVD.” I peeled back the skin of the fruit, cut the pulp and then took that very hard seed. In this film I cut that hard seed, and inside that seed was a kind of liquid cream substance of the man I am, or the woman you are.
Uh, yeah…I’m just going to assume that’s what “poetical” sounds like in Belgian…mmkay?
0 comments Sunday 23 Nov 2008 | DocJump | Videos, Worth Watching, random news
Darker Drabble: Cleaning the Bloodhouse
There is a whole case of tonic water in there. Idiots. Tonic water is not the same as club soda.
And for you DIY people:
Make your own Darker Drabble!
0 comments Sunday 23 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Altered Comics, Comics, Darker Drabble, original
Palin’s Thanksgiving Pardon
There will be blood!
2 comments Friday 21 Nov 2008 | noyes | Worth Watching, politics
The new Time Cube?
PRIMARY PROOF OF THE BIBLE:
THE BIBLE REVEALS THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING (even 9/11!)
….
PROOF!
Time Christ!
FOR MORE AMAZING INFORMATION PLEASE GO TO primaryproofsofchristianity.com/
0 comments Friday 21 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Weird Things, blog
Slow News Day
I guess it’s ok for us to be thinkin’ about stupid shit again.
["Courtesy" of the Daily Republic, Napa, CA]
2 comments Thursday 20 Nov 2008 | Mister Rabbit | original, photos
Ark Trail: Alien Rays
I used to have a pet sting ray until Uncle Corpse petted it.
0 comments Wednesday 19 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Altered Comics, Comics, original
Frank and Homeless: Hobo Slavery Scam
May you both die horrible nasty deaths. Scourge of society, Frank and Ernest.
0 comments Wednesday 19 Nov 2008 | eexlebots | Altered Comics, Comics, original, poems
