Aeronautics - Will man ever sail the skys?

Against all common sense you have returned to the Lost Library. Welcome. Now that you’re here, and cannot find the exit, why not enjoy yourself? Look! Can’t you see it? Your struggling has knocked open a most interesting book. The International Scientific Series Animal Locomotion with a Dissertation on Aeronautics authored in 1874 by J. Bell Pettigrew, M.D. F.R.S. F.R.S.E. F.R.C.P.E. Maybe its pages hold the secret to manned flight, and you can fly up, up, up and out the Library’s crumbling dome. Quickly now. The librarian is beginning to regain consciousness.

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Happy New Year

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Lyrics from “The Nightman Cometh”

Hey sickos, in case you missed one of the more fucked up musicals of our time, here are some lyrics that you can sing for this New Year, with punch or pie:

Baby Boy
What is this strange feeling? I feel so strange inside!
Its so strange but appealing. I feel good!
Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy, I need you
Tiny boy, little boy, I want to touch you boy
If you only knew what I do to you, if I was that boy that’s inside of you
Tiny boy, little boy, baby boy, I need you
Tiny boy, little boy, want to make love to you boy
If you only knew what I do to you, if I was that boy that’s inside of you

Troll Toll
You gotta pay the troll toll, if you wanna get in that boy’s hole
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!
You want the baby boy’s hole, you gotta pay the troll toll
You gotta pay the troll toll to get in!
Troll toll! What you say!
Troll toll! Hey hey hey!
Troll toll!

Day Man
Day man! Ahahaa!!
Fighter of the night man. Champion of the sun.
You’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone!

Charlie’s Plea
I was that little boy, that little baby boy was me.
I once was a boy, but now I am a man!
I fought the nightman, lived as dayman
Now I’m here to ask for your hand
So if you want to marry man, will you marry me
well come on stage and join me!
In this thing callled matrimony!
please say yes and do not bone me
please just marry meee!

And, while this was not in the musical, the original song by Charlie, Night Man:
night man, sneaky and mean
?something? inside my dreams
i think i love you
you make me wanna cry, you make me wanna die
i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you night man

every night you come into my room and pin me down with your strong arms you pin me down and i try to fight you you come inside me you fill me up and i become the night man

ust two men sharing the night
It might seem wrong but it’s just right
It’s just two men sharing each other
It’s just two men like loving brothers
One on top, and one on bottom
One inside, and one is out
One is screaming he’s so happy
The other’s screaming a passionate shout
It’s the Night Man
The feeling so wrong it’s right man
the feeling so wrong…
I can’t fight you man when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands and I’ll become the Night….the passionate, passionate Night Man.

They took you Night Man
and you don’t belong to them
They left me in a world of darkness
without your sexy hands
and I miss you Night Man
so bad.

There Will Come Soft Rains

An appropriate video to end the Atomic Bomb documentary madness from a few months ago…and which I got too depressed about to post any more! Thank you Nazim Tulyakhodzhayev and Ray Bradbury:

RIP Burger

Death to…burgers? Is this some New year’s resolution thing? No, because this picture was taken a couple of months ago!

RIP Burger

It could be tasty

Delicious,hand-made Bacon Vodka

Homemade Bacon Vodka. That is all.

A Laundromat

A Laundromat

Well, duh.

because mocking FOX NEWS is always a good time!

Found this a while ago on the ‘Tube. Lyrics here. Enjoy!

subREVOLT is haunted

Haunted Header

Few people know about subREVOLT’s disturbing history. There was once a woman who strung a rope over the front page header and hung herself. And then there was that grisly mob massacre in the archives. And let’s not forget this site was built on an ancient burial ground directory.

Aloe Beer and Wine = No Hangovers?

Found this here when I was considering making some Aloe Wine just to see if it would work. I doubt it actually prevents hangovers but I bet it would still taste pretty great
Aloe Vera Wine Bottle

Student brews personalized beer
Forgotten art of brewing appeals to health conscious

By U- WIRE
U-WIRE SERVICE
September 27, 2005

(Bowling Green)

By Megan Wright

Some people stereotype college students as beer-guzzling drunkards, an image egged on by movies like “Animal House” and “American Pie.”

Business administration senior Joseph Webb doesn’t drink gallons of beer night after night like the stereotype implies. He brews his own beer and wine.

“It’s fun, it’s interesting,” he said. “It’s kind of a ‘forgotten art’ type of thing.”

In high school, an indifferent Webb attended a wine tasting party with his mother and stepfather.

“I was 16 or 17 at the time, so alcohol surprisingly had no interest to me whatsoever,” he said. “It wasn’t until I was about 20 that I decided alcohol was cool, and I wanted to make it.”

When he was a biochemistry major, Webb worked at Warren Laboratories in Abbott, Texas, and his boss challenged him to make healthier beer and wine.

So Webb went to his parents’ house in New Mexico to learn how to make wine from his stepfather, who has made award-winning wine for 22 years.

Webb’s mother, Laurye Tanner, said the three made five flavored wines: Peach, strawberry, bing cherry, merlot and a mead, which is honey-flavored. She said they used aloe vera from Warren Laboratories instead of water to make each batch.

When he got back to work, Webb said he succeeded in making a wholesome beer and wine by using only healthy ingredients, such as the aloe vera. Since the aloe vera absorbs more nutrients, he said it keeps the drinker from becoming dehydrated.

“This beer and wine will not give you a hangover,” he said. “You’d wake up the next morning fine, but you’d get drunk all the same.”

Since making wine is a long process not completed in one weekend, Webb had to return from Arlington, Texas, to his parents’ home two more times to complete the process. Tanner said they bottled the wine in an estimated 125 bottles on Webb’s last visit.

After they made the alcohol, county laws prohibited its sale in the laboratories.

“We had two options — throw it away or drink it,” Webb said. “My boss sent it home with me to give to my frat brothers.”

His Kappa Alpha Order fraternity brothers, like Jason Nadeau, appreciated the gift. Nadeau, an accounting junior, said he likes Webb’s beers and wines better than those from bars.

“I’ve never got wasted off anything I’ve made,” he said. “That’d be like asking a culinary student if it’s just about getting fat.”

A Little Christmas Music…

Check out kenyfany on  YouTube

Cheap-n-easy gifts for your fellow nerdz!

For instance, an origami Millenium Falcon…fabulous!

No, really:
origamefalcon

Need further instructions? Video here.

Merry Holidays subREVOLTians!

Who loves Ron Perlman and Katey Sagal? I DO!

Need an excuse to hear Ron Perlman growl menacingly…again? Want to see Katey Sagal play Peg Bundy’s intelligent, conniving, evil twin? Want to see Agent Skinner play the head of a white supremacist gang? Then childrens, have I got a show for you!

See? FUN!

And, as an added bonus, here’s a pic of Ron Perlman’s actual family…

…because that ‘fro demands some serious props.

When telling time used to involve human sacrifice…

See, I’m not kidding:

The new year of the two calendars coincided every 18,980 days, or once every 52 years. At that time, Aztec priests performed a special ritual to light a new fire in the bleeding chest of a sacrificial victim to ensure that, in their world view, the sun would not die. The 12-day New Fire rite was a period of abstinence marked by the destruction of old idols and the dousing of the ritual fires of the old cycle.

Meanwhile, modern geeks have rebuilt and rebooted an ancient Greek computer:

A British museum curator has built a working replica of a 2,000-year-old Greek machine that has been called the world’s first computer…A dictionary-size assemblage of 37 interlocking dials crafted with the precision and complexity of a 19th-century Swiss clock, the Antikythera mechanism was used for modeling and predicting the movements of the heavenly bodies as well as the dates and locations of upcoming Olympic games.

Aaaaand once again, game creators have totally fuxored the Prince of Persia franchise. really Ubisoft? reeeally? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS Y’ALLS MALFUNCTION?!?!?! Clearly, you can port the game from a 2-D scroller to a 3-D console version with success; but ever since, your sequels have gone continually downhill to the point where you’ve completely neutered the game! Perhaps now you’ll try your hand at another version for the Wii…because I would marry a good Wii-version of Sands of Time or Two Thrones…and frankly, your first attempt was just…ummm…how can I say this nicely…it was such utter excrement that even Adam at X-Play was pissed. You have no excuse Ubisoft. The Wii offers you the PERFECT platform to completely pimp out the running, jumping, climbing, leaping, sword swinging, good times inherent in a Prince of Persia game. So go play some more MarioGalaxy and GET CODING!!!!

Meanwhile, someone thought it was a good idea to make a movie version of Prince of Persia…and to cast Jake Gyllenhall as the Prince. WTF?

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